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Elijah
@explosiveballer.bsky.social
Family man 🏡 • husband 🕺 • aspiring corrupt politician 😈 • self proclaimed baller 🏀 • He/him 🚹
Not high enough. We need to make more UNaffordable housing!!
“It’s kind of a shocking number."

The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It cannot be understated how much I love Costco
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
HAPPY EARTH DAY BITCHES‼️

FUCK BIG OIL
FUCK OLIGARCHY
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
ALL MY HOMIES LOVE WIND, SOLAR, AND NUCLEAR ENERGY🔥🔥🔥

We get one planet, let’s continue to take care of it in spite of what the maniac upstairs has to say about it.
April 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fire as all hell
April 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fuck Donald Trump
February 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@benstiller.redhour.com bro why you gotta drop this episode and make me wait a WEEK for the next one? I can’t do this, man… 😞
January 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com your Knicks are going to lose tonight, pal. My Kings cannot be stopped
January 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In-N-Out Burger is so yummy. Yumm…🥰
December 11, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Noooo don’t abolish the electoral college the left needs it!!👀
Trump thinks that elections aren't already based exclusively on the Electoral College.

It's the dementia.
December 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 6:51 PM
The concept of retail therapy makes me sad cause normal people’s retail therapy is buying clothes and stuff. When I’m down I want to buy a $5k+ cinema camera or computer or something and I can’t afford that shit
November 27, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
It hurts to be a Kings fan. Willingly subjecting myself to anger and disappointment night after night. Why did I choose this life
November 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Having good health insurance is such a good feeling. I don’t need to go to the doctor but knowing that I can now is so freeing. Makes me feel lighter
November 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Long shot to think anyone will know what I’m referencing, BUT the blood pathogen training from OSHA is hilarious. The video segments where she explains how to clean up are CRAZY! One moment she’s there saying “get traffic cones” then she’s in a full hazmat suit 😭. All this for a cubicle office job
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 PM
REAL
One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election.

Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 23, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I was ready to work today with a lot of negativity on my mind and then Kendrick Lamar ruined it
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I want to do so many things, but it’s at the point where now I’m overwhelmed and not doing any of those things
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM