What about… a steadily growing monarch that foreign dignitaries think is a glutton and a slob, but is actually extremely good at being a leader and diplomat?

Dragons with antlers aren’t that silly-look at the Chinese Loongs

jackrabbit antelope (or just a jackalope)
chubby male
cowboy aesthetic?

Telling me that Trump will suffer in jail and lose all of his ill-gotten gains, but only if Clinton endures the same is like telling me that I can have two million dollars instead of one million.