Expended Metaphor
expendedmetaphor.bsky.social
Expended Metaphor
@expendedmetaphor.bsky.social
Word wrangler and science/maths nerd.
Fan of cooking, cricket and the em-dash.
They say you shouldn’t post photos of your children on social media, but…
February 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM
“Were you in a gang when you rode a motorbike?”

#shitmy7yearoldsays

Pictured: My old motorbike
January 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Made this shelf. Have all these bits left over. Don’t know what they’re for.
January 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Came out of the kitchen to find my kid in her siblings’ room like this.
January 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
What else would you do in the rain but play backyard cricket?

#summer #cricket
December 29, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Very much enjoyed this exchange.
December 18, 2023 at 4:05 AM
My neighbour brought me this GIANT head of lettuce from his garden, and what else was I to do but decorate it?

#FestiveSpirit #Christmas #PimpMyLettuce
December 15, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I’d been wondering why these peaches were so small, until my husband mentioned that he’d bought apricots this week 🤦🏼‍♀️
December 13, 2023 at 12:37 AM