Expended Metaphor
@expendedmetaphor.bsky.social
Word wrangler and science/maths nerd.
Fan of cooking, cricket and the em-dash.
Fan of cooking, cricket and the em-dash.
They say you shouldn’t post photos of your children on social media, but…
February 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM
They say you shouldn’t post photos of your children on social media, but…
January 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Made this shelf. Have all these bits left over. Don’t know what they’re for.
January 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Made this shelf. Have all these bits left over. Don’t know what they’re for.
Came out of the kitchen to find my kid in her siblings’ room like this.
January 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Came out of the kitchen to find my kid in her siblings’ room like this.
Just got a not-rejection with amazingly comprehensive feedback, saying they would consider a reworked version of my MS, AND they would like to consider any other MS I have! What a way to start the year! 🤩
January 4, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Just got a not-rejection with amazingly comprehensive feedback, saying they would consider a reworked version of my MS, AND they would like to consider any other MS I have! What a way to start the year! 🤩
December 29, 2023 at 3:34 AM
🎶 ’Tis the season for parody carols 🎶
#parenting #christmas #feminism #humour #SorryAboutMySinging
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#parenting #christmas #feminism #humour #SorryAboutMySinging
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December 23, 2023 at 8:40 AM
🎶 ’Tis the season for parody carols 🎶
#parenting #christmas #feminism #humour #SorryAboutMySinging
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#parenting #christmas #feminism #humour #SorryAboutMySinging
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Very much enjoyed this exchange.
December 18, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Very much enjoyed this exchange.
My neighbour brought me this GIANT head of lettuce from his garden, and what else was I to do but decorate it?
#FestiveSpirit #Christmas #PimpMyLettuce
#FestiveSpirit #Christmas #PimpMyLettuce
December 15, 2023 at 4:21 AM
My neighbour brought me this GIANT head of lettuce from his garden, and what else was I to do but decorate it?
#FestiveSpirit #Christmas #PimpMyLettuce
#FestiveSpirit #Christmas #PimpMyLettuce
I’d been wondering why these peaches were so small, until my husband mentioned that he’d bought apricots this week 🤦🏼♀️
December 13, 2023 at 12:37 AM
I’d been wondering why these peaches were so small, until my husband mentioned that he’d bought apricots this week 🤦🏼♀️
Me, calling out to Mr 3: “Miss 1 is going to bed now, so it’s quiet time!”
Mr 3, at the top of his voice, to his other siblings: “IT’S QUIET TIME!!”
#shitmykidssay
Mr 3, at the top of his voice, to his other siblings: “IT’S QUIET TIME!!”
#shitmykidssay
December 5, 2023 at 8:23 AM
Me, calling out to Mr 3: “Miss 1 is going to bed now, so it’s quiet time!”
Mr 3, at the top of his voice, to his other siblings: “IT’S QUIET TIME!!”
#shitmykidssay
Mr 3, at the top of his voice, to his other siblings: “IT’S QUIET TIME!!”
#shitmykidssay
Sometimes it feels like everything is against you.
Other times you don’t water the garden for two days and then you get gastro and then your husband goes to Australia for work and you assume that your garden is going to die but then it rains and rains and you realise that yes, there must be a God.
Other times you don’t water the garden for two days and then you get gastro and then your husband goes to Australia for work and you assume that your garden is going to die but then it rains and rains and you realise that yes, there must be a God.
December 4, 2023 at 7:04 AM
Sometimes it feels like everything is against you.
Other times you don’t water the garden for two days and then you get gastro and then your husband goes to Australia for work and you assume that your garden is going to die but then it rains and rains and you realise that yes, there must be a God.
Other times you don’t water the garden for two days and then you get gastro and then your husband goes to Australia for work and you assume that your garden is going to die but then it rains and rains and you realise that yes, there must be a God.