Zelia Voss
@exozelia.bsky.social
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Zelia Voss
@exozelia.bsky.social
· Mar 10
Ive been writing about the world as a freelance writer since 2011, with some burnout breaks
Over the years I've written for every industry. Maybe Im overlooking some
I've niched down into tech and write for B2B SaaS companies across most verticles
My career is thriving. AI slop is death to them
Over the years I've written for every industry. Maybe Im overlooking some
I've niched down into tech and write for B2B SaaS companies across most verticles
My career is thriving. AI slop is death to them
I'm fine now tysm everyone
March 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm fine now tysm everyone
Reposted by Zelia Voss
Hey MAGA people, having any buyer’s remorse yet? 🤣🤣🤣
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey MAGA people, having any buyer’s remorse yet? 🤣🤣🤣
all set
We be to rock like key be to lock
March 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
all set
We be to rock like key be to lock
March 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
We be to rock like key be to lock
Reposted by Zelia Voss
March 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Breakup Breakdown - Zelia Voss (Beat Tape)
YouTube video by Zelia Voss
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I say it then I think on it then I do it.
Apparently yall are involved in the thinking process.
Fuck yes. We did it.
Apparently yall are involved in the thinking process.
Fuck yes. We did it.
March 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I say it then I think on it then I do it.
Apparently yall are involved in the thinking process.
Fuck yes. We did it.
Apparently yall are involved in the thinking process.
Fuck yes. We did it.
How you like me now Elliot
March 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How you like me now Elliot
Reposted by Zelia Voss
Is there a GoFundMe for the #SchumerShutdown, or do we just Venmo the government directly? Asking for a friend. LOL.
Also, who at BlackRock do I contact to place my bid on Friday’s downfall? Need to know if ‘investing’ now just means predicting government chaos. 😂
Also, who at BlackRock do I contact to place my bid on Friday’s downfall? Need to know if ‘investing’ now just means predicting government chaos. 😂
March 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Is there a GoFundMe for the #SchumerShutdown, or do we just Venmo the government directly? Asking for a friend. LOL.
Also, who at BlackRock do I contact to place my bid on Friday’s downfall? Need to know if ‘investing’ now just means predicting government chaos. 😂
Also, who at BlackRock do I contact to place my bid on Friday’s downfall? Need to know if ‘investing’ now just means predicting government chaos. 😂
Okay we good. Proceed.
Told you I got you always.
TIME HEIST
Told you I got you always.
TIME HEIST
March 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Okay we good. Proceed.
Told you I got you always.
TIME HEIST
Told you I got you always.
TIME HEIST
again and again until again again
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
again and again until again again
they got their shit in the cloud and tell you to worry about hard drives
which language
You want assembly
Or we above that yet?
You want assembly
Or we above that yet?
And what do we do with criminals?
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
they got their shit in the cloud and tell you to worry about hard drives
which language
You want assembly
Or we above that yet?
You want assembly
Or we above that yet?
And what do we do with criminals?
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
which language
You want assembly
Or we above that yet?
You want assembly
Or we above that yet?
And what do we do with criminals?
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
March 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And what do we do with criminals?
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
You, my friend, are also aware when you're looking at a camera
They don't give a singular fuck what you think
more than once
we good, small man?
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
more than once
Reposted by Zelia Voss
[asked to describe myself in an interview]
hmm...i guess i would say that i'm like a bird? i'll only fly away? i don't know where my soul is? i don't know where my home is? ya...
hmm...i guess i would say that i'm like a bird? i'll only fly away? i don't know where my soul is? i don't know where my home is? ya...
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
[asked to describe myself in an interview]
hmm...i guess i would say that i'm like a bird? i'll only fly away? i don't know where my soul is? i don't know where my home is? ya...
hmm...i guess i would say that i'm like a bird? i'll only fly away? i don't know where my soul is? i don't know where my home is? ya...
Few people think "Mr. President" incase you were wondering
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Few people think "Mr. President" incase you were wondering
If you have to ask for a fight, you've already lost.
March 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you have to ask for a fight, you've already lost.
I reached for the stars in 2015 while my body stayed here
That good?
Yall illiterate. Yea humanity. If you're always ironic you assume everyones always ironic.
I already got a host on another planet and this body is still alive. Clear enough?
That good?
Yall illiterate. Yea humanity. If you're always ironic you assume everyones always ironic.
I already got a host on another planet and this body is still alive. Clear enough?
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I reached for the stars in 2015 while my body stayed here
That good?
Yall illiterate. Yea humanity. If you're always ironic you assume everyones always ironic.
I already got a host on another planet and this body is still alive. Clear enough?
That good?
Yall illiterate. Yea humanity. If you're always ironic you assume everyones always ironic.
I already got a host on another planet and this body is still alive. Clear enough?
Trump and Elon are my Dormomu. I'm doing my best but I might not make it. If I can't navigate the gradient, you will
I'm a threat to everyone with power and a shining brining start to everyone without power. How do you think that works out
I love you all forever
I'm a threat to everyone with power and a shining brining start to everyone without power. How do you think that works out
I love you all forever
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump and Elon are my Dormomu. I'm doing my best but I might not make it. If I can't navigate the gradient, you will
I'm a threat to everyone with power and a shining brining start to everyone without power. How do you think that works out
I love you all forever
I'm a threat to everyone with power and a shining brining start to everyone without power. How do you think that works out
I love you all forever
Hate doesn't only poison your mind, it poisons other minds.
Emotions are frequencies you're creating with your body.
If you cant manage your emotions, you can't manage damn near anything.
Emotions, as such, interact with other frequencies in the same area. It's this whole thing
Emotions are frequencies you're creating with your body.
If you cant manage your emotions, you can't manage damn near anything.
Emotions, as such, interact with other frequencies in the same area. It's this whole thing
March 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hate doesn't only poison your mind, it poisons other minds.
Emotions are frequencies you're creating with your body.
If you cant manage your emotions, you can't manage damn near anything.
Emotions, as such, interact with other frequencies in the same area. It's this whole thing
Emotions are frequencies you're creating with your body.
If you cant manage your emotions, you can't manage damn near anything.
Emotions, as such, interact with other frequencies in the same area. It's this whole thing
I see changes in the timeline then drop a note. I've been to timelines I'm trying to keep you out of.
The end game is the entire time. Aw yea again and again
Tune in or tap out. You were warned.
The end game is the entire time. Aw yea again and again
Tune in or tap out. You were warned.
March 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I see changes in the timeline then drop a note. I've been to timelines I'm trying to keep you out of.
The end game is the entire time. Aw yea again and again
Tune in or tap out. You were warned.
The end game is the entire time. Aw yea again and again
Tune in or tap out. You were warned.
Reposted by Zelia Voss
A group of senior scientists at the National Institutes of Health who were about to lose their positions on 8 March learned at the last minute that they still have a job—at least for another year.
Still, the experience has left some battered. scim.ag/3DN1N8t
Still, the experience has left some battered. scim.ag/3DN1N8t
NIH senior scientists faced with losing positions get 1-year extension
Trump policy denying renewals to Title 42 staff could still threaten in-house research program
scim.ag
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A group of senior scientists at the National Institutes of Health who were about to lose their positions on 8 March learned at the last minute that they still have a job—at least for another year.
Still, the experience has left some battered. scim.ag/3DN1N8t
Still, the experience has left some battered. scim.ag/3DN1N8t