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@exlibrisjr.bsky.social
📚30s. librarian irl. 🖤🩶🤍💜 got a master’s degree so i can reset gmail passwords for old people professionally 🐍🌱🍄 twitter refugee 🙃 posting into the void 🎀
i promise you, whichever one you think you’re supposed to choose, you’re wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i promise you, whichever one you think you’re supposed to choose, you’re wrong.
worst captcha i’ve ever had to use in my life
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
worst captcha i’ve ever had to use in my life
oh, this polly pocket jewelry is so cute! sure, i’ll click on the advertisement; maybe i’ll even buy o-
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
oh, this polly pocket jewelry is so cute! sure, i’ll click on the advertisement; maybe i’ll even buy o-
american innovation cannot be stopped
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
american innovation cannot be stopped
well, i guess I can never buy stuff from my one of my favorite clothing brands ever again because of our stupid president
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
well, i guess I can never buy stuff from my one of my favorite clothing brands ever again because of our stupid president
when you discover a bedbug on someone’s returned book
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
when you discover a bedbug on someone’s returned book
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
saving this for when i feel like being annoying about birds or lord of the rings lore
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
saving this for when i feel like being annoying about birds or lord of the rings lore
“go to the doctor while you still can” lmao
August 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“go to the doctor while you still can” lmao
also a deeply interesting variation on the oxford comma, here
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
also a deeply interesting variation on the oxford comma, here
brother, just stop screwing the lids on so tightly!!
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
brother, just stop screwing the lids on so tightly!!
looping in my head while a library patron is being insanely rude to me
August 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
looping in my head while a library patron is being insanely rude to me
nyt connections i am going to kill you
July 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
nyt connections i am going to kill you
we have one of those demonic robot dogs at the library today and i can’t tell you how much i want to punt it across the room
June 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
we have one of those demonic robot dogs at the library today and i can’t tell you how much i want to punt it across the room
society if people would at least attempt to use the photocopier themselves before begging me to hit the buttons for them
June 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
society if people would at least attempt to use the photocopier themselves before begging me to hit the buttons for them
there was a flock of cedar waxwings on a tree in my yard and this is the best photo i could get (by holding my phone camera up to a pair of binoculars)
May 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
there was a flock of cedar waxwings on a tree in my yard and this is the best photo i could get (by holding my phone camera up to a pair of binoculars)
I appreciate the trend of decorative sprayed edges on books, but please have mercy on us poor, unsuspecting library staff when you’re choosing your designs
April 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I appreciate the trend of decorative sprayed edges on books, but please have mercy on us poor, unsuspecting library staff when you’re choosing your designs
when the paranoid guy that always latches on to me comes in and i’m on the desk for two hours
February 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
when the paranoid guy that always latches on to me comes in and i’m on the desk for two hours
society if everyone had their library card out and ready before they came up to the desk
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
society if everyone had their library card out and ready before they came up to the desk
helping kids install roblox on the library computers
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
helping kids install roblox on the library computers
my boy… look what they’ve done to my boy…
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 PM
my boy… look what they’ve done to my boy…