j 🪴
@exlibrisjr.bsky.social
📚30s. librarian irl. 🖤🩶🤍💜 got a master’s degree so i can reset gmail passwords for old people professionally 🐍🌱🍄 twitter refugee 🙃 posting into the void 🎀
whyyy is HGTV showing movies now??
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
whyyy is HGTV showing movies now??
worst captcha i’ve ever had to use in my life
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
worst captcha i’ve ever had to use in my life
oh, this polly pocket jewelry is so cute! sure, i’ll click on the advertisement; maybe i’ll even buy o-
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
oh, this polly pocket jewelry is so cute! sure, i’ll click on the advertisement; maybe i’ll even buy o-
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american innovation cannot be stopped
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
american innovation cannot be stopped
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
I missed it, but someone tried to fully drive an atv inside the library this morning
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I missed it, but someone tried to fully drive an atv inside the library this morning
it’s “people asking why their plants are turning yellow and dropping leaves in october” season on gardening subreddits, aka my favorite time of year
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it’s “people asking why their plants are turning yellow and dropping leaves in october” season on gardening subreddits, aka my favorite time of year
Was about to honk at an SUV driving erratically at an intersection when he and five other vehicles turned police lights on and swarmed out of their cars to arrest a guy in the lane next to me lmao
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Was about to honk at an SUV driving erratically at an intersection when he and five other vehicles turned police lights on and swarmed out of their cars to arrest a guy in the lane next to me lmao
well, i guess I can never buy stuff from my one of my favorite clothing brands ever again because of our stupid president
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
well, i guess I can never buy stuff from my one of my favorite clothing brands ever again because of our stupid president
when you discover a bedbug on someone’s returned book
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
when you discover a bedbug on someone’s returned book
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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(solemnly) You've had mail.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(solemnly) You've had mail.
what is this trend of holding your phone horizontally at arm’s length and putting it on speakerphone?? just hold it to your ear like a normal person???
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
what is this trend of holding your phone horizontally at arm’s length and putting it on speakerphone?? just hold it to your ear like a normal person???
gently explaining to extroverted coworkers that if they talk to me on my lunch break i will die
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
gently explaining to extroverted coworkers that if they talk to me on my lunch break i will die
IT guy was nasty to me over the phone and pervert caller harassed my coworker. men are already on my last fucking nerve today!!
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
IT guy was nasty to me over the phone and pervert caller harassed my coworker. men are already on my last fucking nerve today!!
saving this for when i feel like being annoying about birds or lord of the rings lore
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
saving this for when i feel like being annoying about birds or lord of the rings lore
I’m the one who’s normal, and the rest of you are the ones who are weird and off-putting.
September 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m the one who’s normal, and the rest of you are the ones who are weird and off-putting.
one of my biggest pet peeves about nonfiction books is when the author spends waaaaay too much time inserting themselves and their life into what is supposed to be a historical or scientific narrative about whatever topic i’m interested in this week
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
one of my biggest pet peeves about nonfiction books is when the author spends waaaaay too much time inserting themselves and their life into what is supposed to be a historical or scientific narrative about whatever topic i’m interested in this week
trying to figure out barnes and noble’s book organization logic as a library worker
a woman is looking at a triangle with a mathematical equation written on it .
ALT: a woman is looking at a triangle with a mathematical equation written on it .
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
trying to figure out barnes and noble’s book organization logic as a library worker
why am i seeing so many montana license plates this morning 🤨
September 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
why am i seeing so many montana license plates this morning 🤨
the audacity of a library patron this morning to say “I’m old, I don’t know how to use a computer at all,” when she was MAYBE in her early forties at most
September 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the audacity of a library patron this morning to say “I’m old, I don’t know how to use a computer at all,” when she was MAYBE in her early forties at most
if you’re in the grocery store and you have no spatial awareness, i should be allowed to kill you
August 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
if you’re in the grocery store and you have no spatial awareness, i should be allowed to kill you
“my coworkers” and “taking long personal phone calls and leaving me alone at the desk,” name a more iconic duo
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“my coworkers” and “taking long personal phone calls and leaving me alone at the desk,” name a more iconic duo