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noëlle
@existentialelle.bsky.social
one of those chicago lesbians
quite unusual podcast
buying a fisk coffin now so my family isn’t financially burdened when I die.

here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This book was so smart and funny, but what really made it incredible was the way it was narrated. I REALLY think this could make you a fan of audiobooks. Actually, I might listen again!

A Fatal Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum: Murder in Ancient Rome
by Emma Southon. Read by Sophie Ward
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
remembered I had written down something I considered VERY important in the middle of the night. this is that note.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
thanks duo lingo. now I can start shit in france
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Thank you for your support
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my girlfriend is recording the scenes she worked on in play dirty to send to her mom.

she is a precious angel. im so proud
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
just broke a fucking nail on this god damn tractor. and that’s not even the worst crime it’s committed today!
September 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
in an effort to feel less nervous about a job im starting in a couple of weeks I pulled some tarot cards. these pieces of paper just told me to leave my house and get a job

Assignment understood. Thank you.
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All I want to dress as for Halloween is Aunt Gladys
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
your wish is our command
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
if I had a dating profile, I would put this photo on it.
September 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
small joys this weekend. made sourdough pizza, went shopping with my dad and posed with this giant jar of pickles, let the girls explore the fairy garde, had a blue icee, and a gorgeous glass of wine with my bestie.

if you’d like to share a little small joy, I’d love to hear it.
September 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
this is all my mind did when I heard about Taylor
August 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
lawn boy and grass girl at your service
August 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
she just remembered that she doesn’t even know what taxes are
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
humans will see an underground pool untouched by humans for millions of years and literally touch the shit out of it.
August 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
went to qt’s data center and everybody knew you.
August 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
as it was foretold. Carmilla and I are on our way to the airport.
August 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
she actually just made hotdogs. we put Doritos on them.
August 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the wine glass was acquired from olive garden. the cat was acquired from a dumpster.
August 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this morning, I woke up with the vague recollection that I’d written in my notes app in the middle of the night. this is what I wrote.
July 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m getting word that fans are leaving candles and flowers at the hulk hogan themed beach store, hogan’s beach, in clearwater florida. one fan described the loss of the former wrestler as “exactly like losing princess diana all over again”
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
we have 18 lavender plants at our home for this very reason 🦋🐝
July 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM