noëlle
@existentialelle.bsky.social
one of those chicago lesbians
quite unusual podcast
quite unusual podcast
buying a fisk coffin now so my family isn’t financially burdened when I die.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
buying a fisk coffin now so my family isn’t financially burdened when I die.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
googling if I can bring sourdough starter on a plane
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
googling if I can bring sourdough starter on a plane
not a single person on my teams call knew how to use the dewey decimal system except me.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
not a single person on my teams call knew how to use the dewey decimal system except me.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
remembered I had written down something I considered VERY important in the middle of the night. this is that note.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
remembered I had written down something I considered VERY important in the middle of the night. this is that note.
in a bar on bourbon street in New Orleans watching a 45 year old man scroll for car parts on Facebook market place.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
in a bar on bourbon street in New Orleans watching a 45 year old man scroll for car parts on Facebook market place.
thanks duo lingo. now I can start shit in france
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thanks duo lingo. now I can start shit in france
sometimes I get the overwhelming sensation that there is an ant on me or in my bed.
but like everyone gets that. right?
but like everyone gets that. right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sometimes I get the overwhelming sensation that there is an ant on me or in my bed.
but like everyone gets that. right?
but like everyone gets that. right?
being 34 is being excited for a replacement toothbrush to come in the mail in the next 3-5 days.
being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
being 34 is being excited for a replacement toothbrush to come in the mail in the next 3-5 days.
being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.
DJ BABY IN DA CRIIIIBBBBB
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DJ BABY IN DA CRIIIIBBBBB
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
Itty Bitty Titty Committee assemble.
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Itty Bitty Titty Committee assemble.
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
Going to New Orleans next month
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Going to New Orleans next month
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
All vampires are gay. Bisexual at the very least.
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
All vampires are gay. Bisexual at the very least.
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
Heading out to comedy class.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Heading out to comedy class.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
Chicago, be safe at the #NoKingsDayOct18th March. Show them the city of broad shoulders stands on business and community.
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Chicago, be safe at the #NoKingsDayOct18th March. Show them the city of broad shoulders stands on business and community.
watching a stripper’s glasses get absolutely launched off her face the minute she gets on the pole.
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
watching a stripper’s glasses get absolutely launched off her face the minute she gets on the pole.
Not now babe, a new Hi, Strangeness just dropped
Happy Halloween! This week, my guest is the brilliant Aaron Gulyas! We get into the influence of the contactees, yucky Bill Cooper, and some of the detritus that goes along with UFOs. Enjoy, my friends!
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Not now babe, a new Hi, Strangeness just dropped
going to Atlanta this weekend.
where should I be eating?
where should I be eating?
October 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
going to Atlanta this weekend.
where should I be eating?
where should I be eating?
putting an “I’d rather be in Dubai” license plate holder on my 2004 honda civic to cover my expired plate sticker.
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
putting an “I’d rather be in Dubai” license plate holder on my 2004 honda civic to cover my expired plate sticker.
I always say i have a great memory but i forget that I actually don’t.
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I always say i have a great memory but i forget that I actually don’t.
having ADHD is like doing improv with your own brain.
October 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
having ADHD is like doing improv with your own brain.
One like and I’ll eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now.
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
One like and I’ll eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now.
gen z, they could never make me hate you
im in a very serious construction meeting and a 23 year old interrupts to say “9 of you are wearing vests.”
im in a very serious construction meeting and a 23 year old interrupts to say “9 of you are wearing vests.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
gen z, they could never make me hate you
im in a very serious construction meeting and a 23 year old interrupts to say “9 of you are wearing vests.”
im in a very serious construction meeting and a 23 year old interrupts to say “9 of you are wearing vests.”
completely forgot about how quiet offices are and how loud my stomach can be.
yeah diva, go ahead and audibly digest that handful of blueberries.
make sure mark from accounting down the hall knows we haven’t had lunch yet.
yeah diva, go ahead and audibly digest that handful of blueberries.
make sure mark from accounting down the hall knows we haven’t had lunch yet.
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
completely forgot about how quiet offices are and how loud my stomach can be.
yeah diva, go ahead and audibly digest that handful of blueberries.
make sure mark from accounting down the hall knows we haven’t had lunch yet.
yeah diva, go ahead and audibly digest that handful of blueberries.
make sure mark from accounting down the hall knows we haven’t had lunch yet.
starting a new job AND a new stand up comedy course tomorrow.
so yeah I do feel like throwing up and then writing a bit about it
so yeah I do feel like throwing up and then writing a bit about it
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
starting a new job AND a new stand up comedy course tomorrow.
so yeah I do feel like throwing up and then writing a bit about it
so yeah I do feel like throwing up and then writing a bit about it