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excanberran.bsky.social
@excanberran.bsky.social
Doctor. Owner of Furry Little Evil II, a derpy Australian Pied Lap Slug (aka “domestic short hair”).
What exactly is the utility of the NYT? Like, they don’t advocate for their local community (not exactly known for love of trump), and they don’t serve their country (obviously)… what’s it for?
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That is outstanding.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Private jets are the least safe way to fly.

Just saying.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Too emotional.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
You can get measles immunity testing which will give proof either way. Also provides evidence to argue for vaccination if you are shown to not have immunity
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When mine tiny criminal tried to eat the electric, I wiped down the cabling with a cloth moistened with peppermint essential oil.

Problem solved immediately. And the smell of mint didn’t last too long…
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bedbugs. I have never been so itchy. Definitely something I would wish on my worst enemy 😆
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Making the difference between “worth“ and “assets“ stark.

Elon is an oxygen thief
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
First past the post is arse and it confuses me that so much of the world tolerates it.

But then, I take great joy in numbering every box, from last to first, every election 😊 You really have to be a terrible person to be ranked 72 on my ballot!
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Billionaires are an existential threat, apparently.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The yanks have no idea what political systems are. Played rugby with an American woman with two degrees. Nice chick but thought we were communists because free healthcare and effective-ish welfare. WTF?!? Education system fail
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Mum jokes… even deadlier than dad jokes ☠️
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thurston‘s face really grabs the eye though. Extremely engaging. Expressive. Much better than the usual ex-footy-player ad shot
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Mine growls at people outside the house, like a small dog… runs and hides if they actually come to the house.

Thankyou, O Brave Feline Protector!
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I vote we get the robots to do the shit jobs and save the good ones for people, rather than the other way around. This really is the stupidest timeline.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
In the best traditions of cat naming. Our first was called Taxi.
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I hear the Jurassic Park dinosaur calls were at least part koala mating calls. Bet the recordings would be big hits on the internet (”You Won’t Believe What T. Rex Actually Sounds Like!”)
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i can tell them as a doctor, I am currently using 0.00% AI and, given its fetching propensity to hallucinate or lie, I plan to use exactly and precisely 0.00% AI input until or unless it is mandated.

Niche and marginal value at the moment IMO
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM