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@ewwwwwuhhhhh.bsky.social
ummm why are you looking at me like that?
one thing about me is im Going to the store. fuck i look like waiting around for 2-3 days? they have it Right Now. get the keys
January 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
one thing about me is im Going to the store. fuck i look like waiting around for 2-3 days? they have it Right Now. get the keys
if the machine ur on at the gym starts squeaking they take you out back and Shoot you . it happened to me today
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
if the machine ur on at the gym starts squeaking they take you out back and Shoot you . it happened to me today
international friends are asking me if im ok again . we’re s-so… back…
January 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
international friends are asking me if im ok again . we’re s-so… back…
spent $126 on 2 cartons of eggs today… day 3 in trump’s america 💔
January 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
spent $126 on 2 cartons of eggs today… day 3 in trump’s america 💔
absolutely loathe waking up to go to the gym in the morning but god the superiority complex hits so fucking hard
January 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
absolutely loathe waking up to go to the gym in the morning but god the superiority complex hits so fucking hard
crashing out bc i do NOT want this to be an insane and terrible and scary 4 years but also i fear it must be or else we learn nothing
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
crashing out bc i do NOT want this to be an insane and terrible and scary 4 years but also i fear it must be or else we learn nothing
they have to fire everyone at the DNC and start again lol it’s really like they’re obsessed with losing. 9 years of “trump is a threat to democracy” only for him to waltz right in and get handed the easiest political win in history
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
they have to fire everyone at the DNC and start again lol it’s really like they’re obsessed with losing. 9 years of “trump is a threat to democracy” only for him to waltz right in and get handed the easiest political win in history
alright if i wanna finally get off twitter, instagram and facebook where do i go lol
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
alright if i wanna finally get off twitter, instagram and facebook where do i go lol
resisting the urge to post about this is the hardest thing i’ve ever done in my life Ohhhhhhh my god
December 4, 2024 at 8:30 PM
resisting the urge to post about this is the hardest thing i’ve ever done in my life Ohhhhhhh my god
woman of color (green)
Obsessed with how stupid people are on Threads
November 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
woman of color (green)
i cannot wait until the bubble finally bursts on AI and everyone admits it’s shit. my phone is a measurably worse experience everywhere apple intelligence is involved
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 AM
i cannot wait until the bubble finally bursts on AI and everyone admits it’s shit. my phone is a measurably worse experience everywhere apple intelligence is involved
finally finding an article of clothing that fits my taste and it’s $900
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
finally finding an article of clothing that fits my taste and it’s $900
that thing that instagram does with the story comments? with the haptic feedback? fucking disgusting
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
that thing that instagram does with the story comments? with the haptic feedback? fucking disgusting
Couch Nap After Work calling to me like the sirens in homer’s the odyssey
November 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Couch Nap After Work calling to me like the sirens in homer’s the odyssey
american voters never beating the stupid allegations
Democrats, and even some Republicans, worry that President-elect Donald Trump’s nominees for top positions in government are inexperienced, conflicted and potentially reckless. His voters described them as mavericks recruited to shake up Washington.
Trump’s Cabinet Picks, Panned in Washington, Thrill Many of His Voters
Where Donald J. Trump’s critics see underqualified nominees with questionable judgment, his voters described them as mavericks recruited to shake up Washington.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
american voters never beating the stupid allegations
rationalizing every impulse purchase im making with It’ll be sooooo much more expensive in january
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 PM
rationalizing every impulse purchase im making with It’ll be sooooo much more expensive in january
you’re laughing. the two-headed department of government efficiency is only hiring blue checks via twitter dms and you’re laughing
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 AM
you’re laughing. the two-headed department of government efficiency is only hiring blue checks via twitter dms and you’re laughing
can’t wait to see who’s gonna have the first absolutely batshit take. then we’ll know the cardinals have selected a new twitter
November 15, 2024 at 3:57 AM
can’t wait to see who’s gonna have the first absolutely batshit take. then we’ll know the cardinals have selected a new twitter
ok genuinely does anyone know how to get an international job Lmfao
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
ok genuinely does anyone know how to get an international job Lmfao