Just when you think a nose couldn’t be further up someone’s ass, along comes Lindsey saying hold my beer

When you really start watching your thoughts, you realize you can’t stop them. Seriously, try thinking about nothing and it won’t be long before some unrelated involuntary thought appears. Who’s doing that? Why aren’t you, the thinker, in control?

That’s the real question! Who decides what to think? I could have wondered anything but I’m wondering about rain?!? Who did that? It just appeared. Then it disappeared. I’m no longer thinking about rain, I’m thinking about something else.

Eating bear road kill and brain worms probably

She accumulated schmoo by overcharging my grandfather. Like the coal man would deliver and ask for $150 and she would go to him and say “the coal man is here and he wants $175” and pocket the $25. Schmoo wasn’t joint savings, it was an insurance in case he left her that she would have something

When my grandmother visited my
Mother she would ask her where her schmoo was and she would be so disgusted to hear my mother explain she didn’t need schmoo, they had a joint bank account. Everyone needs schmoo, she’d say. —->

Yes I took my family to QC over Christmas and we love Canada and had a fantastic time. 100% recommended. Feel free to boycott America right now I understand but please don’t hold our kooky president against all of us as we ignored your crack smoking mayor of Toronto—all things pass.

So much for democracy if the Senate sits by and watches the executive branch defy judicial orders

Worlds Biggest Metaphor Explodes Over Caribbean Skies Again -- fixed your headline.

It’s actually bad for Canada and Canadians to do that for the exact same reasons as it was bad for America and Americans to do it. The whole world has gone mad.