wolfy
@ewolfram.bsky.social
Web nerd former dancer & filmer. ✊🏾 BLM ✊🏾 🌈 ♀ ⚧ ally. 🌊 🌊 🌊 Fear No Art. 🩰 Ski ⛷️ Cycle 🚲 Exist 🧘 Always for LOVE ❤️ Never for MONEY $ We are one. ❤️ Awesome friends you can join! Always looking for your 👍, 😂 & ❤️
Since it’s almost taboo in our society to say “I don’t like dogs”, I’ve settled on the slightly more acceptable and still truthful answer to the question, which is: “I like other peoples dogs, on a dog by dog basis”, although that answer still gets side-eyed.
May 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Since it’s almost taboo in our society to say “I don’t like dogs”, I’ve settled on the slightly more acceptable and still truthful answer to the question, which is: “I like other peoples dogs, on a dog by dog basis”, although that answer still gets side-eyed.
When I think “I wonder if it’s raining outside”, who TF am I talking to? And why do I have to inform myself that I’m wondering. Shouldn’t I know that already? And who decided what to wonder?
April 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
When I think “I wonder if it’s raining outside”, who TF am I talking to? And why do I have to inform myself that I’m wondering. Shouldn’t I know that already? And who decided what to wonder?
My stomach growled so hard I thought my phone buzzed
April 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My stomach growled so hard I thought my phone buzzed
I knew something was going on with my son when he started going to the library to study. Sure enough. Cherchez la femme
April 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I knew something was going on with my son when he started going to the library to study. Sure enough. Cherchez la femme
If you’re on time, you’re late. If you’re five minutes early, you’re on time. — dad
April 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you’re on time, you’re late. If you’re five minutes early, you’re on time. — dad
Cotton is baumwolle in German. Literally “tree wool”. Turtle is literally “shield frog”. Skunk is literally “stink animal”. Raccoon is literally “wash bear”. German is such a Lego language.
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Cotton is baumwolle in German. Literally “tree wool”. Turtle is literally “shield frog”. Skunk is literally “stink animal”. Raccoon is literally “wash bear”. German is such a Lego language.
When my grandmother died they found $20000 hidden around the house. She called it schmoo. I used to find stashes of it as a kid, like behind a book in the library or hidden in a linen closet. Schmoo is money that a wife has that the husband doesn’t know about. —->
March 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When my grandmother died they found $20000 hidden around the house. She called it schmoo. I used to find stashes of it as a kid, like behind a book in the library or hidden in a linen closet. Schmoo is money that a wife has that the husband doesn’t know about. —->
Prayers, Godspeed, God bless — it’s disturbing to me how much the group chat references the Iron Age god of Abraham. Do we really believe god sends war planes. This isn’t Oden or Zeus, right, they’re talking about Jesus, presumably? #groupchat #signalchat
March 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Prayers, Godspeed, God bless — it’s disturbing to me how much the group chat references the Iron Age god of Abraham. Do we really believe god sends war planes. This isn’t Oden or Zeus, right, they’re talking about Jesus, presumably? #groupchat #signalchat
March 8th, 2020 — boy were THEY wrong
March 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
March 8th, 2020 — boy were THEY wrong
Who TF is using the “rent and watch later” feature?
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Who TF is using the “rent and watch later” feature?
On The Waterfront has a content advisory for smoking. So I guess we’re fine with throwing Joey Doyle off the roof and dropping a pallet of whisky on Kayo. Not to mention whatever they did to Charlie.
March 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
On The Waterfront has a content advisory for smoking. So I guess we’re fine with throwing Joey Doyle off the roof and dropping a pallet of whisky on Kayo. Not to mention whatever they did to Charlie.
One of the best parts of flying is seeing what movies everyone else is watching
March 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
One of the best parts of flying is seeing what movies everyone else is watching
Bringing bread home #sourdough #ryebread
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bringing bread home #sourdough #ryebread
I need a Time Machine to find someone who can explain this joke from the Buster Keaton film Navigator circa 1924
March 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I need a Time Machine to find someone who can explain this joke from the Buster Keaton film Navigator circa 1924
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
Wife buys a coat from a thrift store and when she washes it, a vibrator falls out. Must have been in one of the pockets 😂 She washes it again. Show of hands, who TF carries a vibrator around in their coat?
March 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Wife buys a coat from a thrift store and when she washes it, a vibrator falls out. Must have been in one of the pockets 😂 She washes it again. Show of hands, who TF carries a vibrator around in their coat?
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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'Did you even say thank you?'
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'Did you even say thank you?'
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My superpower is that I already know what it would feel like to lick any surface that I see, without having to actually lick it. It’s not a great superpower but we can’t all have x-ray vision.
February 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My superpower is that I already know what it would feel like to lick any surface that I see, without having to actually lick it. It’s not a great superpower but we can’t all have x-ray vision.
Nothing is worse than watching a show you like turn into a show you don’t like.
February 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Nothing is worse than watching a show you like turn into a show you don’t like.
Look Russia vs Canada in hockey tonight comrads
February 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Look Russia vs Canada in hockey tonight comrads
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Good morning America...💙
February 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Good morning America...💙
The boy went sledding
February 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The boy went sledding