Elephant Lamp
ewanav.bsky.social
Elephant Lamp
@ewanav.bsky.social
Who was going to tell me that Microsoft made a new state of matter? What’s next a portal to hell?

If I’m fighting cacodemons in 10 years I would prefer to know in advance
March 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think it’s kind of silly that basically all of (association) football analysis is literally just “you’re in the wrong place”
March 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I kind of love hearing about the stupid shit going on at the white house. As someone who doesn’t live there it’s like when your partner comes back from work with drama and you’re just like “damn, hope no one gets fired lol”
March 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
February 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just finished the script for my next video. Christ that took far longer than I thought it would have. I intentionally gave myself a topic that I thought wouldn’t take me that long and now I’m a week behind schedule 👍
February 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
New video out on Wednesday 29th of Jan. Link in bio. #youtube #youtubechannel #videoessay #peepshow #howimetyourmother #arresteddevelopment
January 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
New video on my channel coming out 29th Jan about how perspective shapes media.

If you’re interested in a video a video overanalysing sitcoms and YouTube videos, the link to my channel is in my bio :)
January 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I know that “content farm” works as an insult but it can get confusing when people use it to mean “channels that produce content unethically and have employees” when the definition only includes the last bit.

Channels are allowed to have employees. The bad bit is when they don’t have standards.
November 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Elephant Lamp
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
It might be too soon but whoever does the Democrat propaganda really needs to try a bit harder

Being nice to people sometimes was never going to beat a guy who was almost assassinated
November 16, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Just watched The Guilty (2021), a film about a 911 operator. I really enjoyed the first half but then ***spoilers*** it turned out the subplot was about Jake Gylenhall’s character realising that murdering a guy is bad. Making a cop-sympathetic police brutality message in a film in 2021 is wild
November 16, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Loving how the gap in the market being filled by @bsky.app is just being competent
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM