EvolutionaryEve
@evolutionaryeve.bsky.social
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.
I'm curious as to what she thought she was going to do to you.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I'm curious as to what she thought she was going to do to you.
That's how I felt on a recent family trip
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
That's how I felt on a recent family trip
😄 Thanks for the clarification!
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
😄 Thanks for the clarification!
Now, when you say cop humor, are you referring to the banana-in-the-tailpipe variety or the shoe-polish-on-the-megaphone kind?
October 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Now, when you say cop humor, are you referring to the banana-in-the-tailpipe variety or the shoe-polish-on-the-megaphone kind?
Good time to point out that the steep loss of revenues/jobs across pretty much all sectors after the onset of covid has been THE driving factor behind the push to go back to normal, despite the fact that covid is still very much in circulation & damaging immune systems, hearts, brains, kidneys, etc.
October 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Good time to point out that the steep loss of revenues/jobs across pretty much all sectors after the onset of covid has been THE driving factor behind the push to go back to normal, despite the fact that covid is still very much in circulation & damaging immune systems, hearts, brains, kidneys, etc.
You're welcome! Glad you were able to get vaxxed. :)
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You're welcome! Glad you were able to get vaxxed. :)
This article is frustrating. Yes, kids really do miss some imp't things when covid risk forces a decision to stay home, but instead of ppl saying, "Hmm, we as a community should do better & implement clean air, masking, etc., in schools," they just think it's bad to have taken precautions at all.
October 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This article is frustrating. Yes, kids really do miss some imp't things when covid risk forces a decision to stay home, but instead of ppl saying, "Hmm, we as a community should do better & implement clean air, masking, etc., in schools," they just think it's bad to have taken precautions at all.
LOVE this!!!!!!! 🏀⚾⚽
October 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
LOVE this!!!!!!! 🏀⚾⚽
And maybe a Tucker Carlson nut-tanning machine
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
And maybe a Tucker Carlson nut-tanning machine
If only to make Hegseth stop talking
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If only to make Hegseth stop talking
If I had a rubber hose...
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If I had a rubber hose...
He is one ugly penis. I mean Voldemort. No! Sorry, I mean Deputy Chief of Staff. There we go.
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
He is one ugly penis. I mean Voldemort. No! Sorry, I mean Deputy Chief of Staff. There we go.
Trump says his style is inspired by Louis XIV, but personally, I think a Louis XVI aesthetic suits him better.
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It was a joke, Marc. The comma comment was the basis for listing out more deprecating adjectives to describe him. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It was a joke, Marc. The comma comment was the basis for listing out more deprecating adjectives to describe him. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
I never wanted to hug an ostrich before I saw that pic. That is adorable, frankly. I realize that actually hugging an ostrich is probably not a good idea. And eff those morons, by the way.
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I never wanted to hug an ostrich before I saw that pic. That is adorable, frankly. I realize that actually hugging an ostrich is probably not a good idea. And eff those morons, by the way.
This is said with kindness, but you don't need the extra comma after stupid. Now, if you were continuing your list, e.g., "Trump is such a pathetic, stupid, anti-American, predatory, shit-for-brains, baby-handed, gluttonous, inept loser," then you would keep that comma, but not put one after inept.
September 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is said with kindness, but you don't need the extra comma after stupid. Now, if you were continuing your list, e.g., "Trump is such a pathetic, stupid, anti-American, predatory, shit-for-brains, baby-handed, gluttonous, inept loser," then you would keep that comma, but not put one after inept.
So the guy who says he likes Trump says he's not releasing the E. files bc he's probably in them, & if he is, he prob won't like him anymore. Students really need to work on logic more in school so they know when it's appropriate to make leaps & when it's not. This is one of the appropriate times.
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So the guy who says he likes Trump says he's not releasing the E. files bc he's probably in them, & if he is, he prob won't like him anymore. Students really need to work on logic more in school so they know when it's appropriate to make leaps & when it's not. This is one of the appropriate times.
Since his (probable) recent stroke, his brain-to-mouth filter seems to have gotten worse. It reminds me of similar changes that often happen in dementia patients.
September 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Since his (probable) recent stroke, his brain-to-mouth filter seems to have gotten worse. It reminds me of similar changes that often happen in dementia patients.
had seems to be affecting him cognitively as well as physically. He's always rambled & gone off on tangents, but it's noticeably worse now in press conferences, etc. Some texts of his have been ghost written, eg when he was prob in the hospital, but IMHO, this 1 reflects his current cognitive state.
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
had seems to be affecting him cognitively as well as physically. He's always rambled & gone off on tangents, but it's noticeably worse now in press conferences, etc. Some texts of his have been ghost written, eg when he was prob in the hospital, but IMHO, this 1 reflects his current cognitive state.
I disagree. It's a reversal of position, but he's known to adopt the opinion of the last person to have had his ear. He reversed on wanting ICE to deport farm workers, & now he hates vaccines & Tylenol when he had no prob w/them before. The writing sounds like him. The likely stroke he recently ⬇️
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I disagree. It's a reversal of position, but he's known to adopt the opinion of the last person to have had his ear. He reversed on wanting ICE to deport farm workers, & now he hates vaccines & Tylenol when he had no prob w/them before. The writing sounds like him. The likely stroke he recently ⬇️
I regret to inform you that my neighbors have not been raptured.
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I regret to inform you that my neighbors have not been raptured.
The effects of his (probable) stroke are still visible in his facial droop on his right side (our left when we look at him), despite whatever they're pumping him full of to try to cover it up.
September 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The effects of his (probable) stroke are still visible in his facial droop on his right side (our left when we look at him), despite whatever they're pumping him full of to try to cover it up.
Tom Homan don't get no respect
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tom Homan don't get no respect
Nosferatu ears
September 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nosferatu ears
Tom Homan is gettin' upset!
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Tom Homan is gettin' upset!
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?