EvolutionaryEve
@evolutionaryeve.bsky.social
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.
If I had a rubber hose...
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If I had a rubber hose...
Tom Homan is gettin' upset!
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Tom Homan is gettin' upset!
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
She looks like Eva Braun
September 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
She looks like Eva Braun
Makary knows Starbucks is the place to get your fix
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Makary knows Starbucks is the place to get your fix
I spent too long looking for a Wayne's World meme that said "Way" without looking happy about it and couldn't find one, so I had to make my own...
September 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I spent too long looking for a Wayne's World meme that said "Way" without looking happy about it and couldn't find one, so I had to make my own...
Did Gordon Ramsay get in a fistfight? 🍿 Seriously, though, I'd love to get him in a room with Trump.
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Did Gordon Ramsay get in a fistfight? 🍿 Seriously, though, I'd love to get him in a room with Trump.
Cognitive behavioral therapy?? What a bunch of f'kin a-holes!!! I'm so sick of these smug ignoramuses pathologizing ppl simply bc THEY (the docs, therapists, bureaucrats, etc.) don't actually keep up w/the science. Shame on them!!! Now somebody find me a Bobo doll to pummel...
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Cognitive behavioral therapy?? What a bunch of f'kin a-holes!!! I'm so sick of these smug ignoramuses pathologizing ppl simply bc THEY (the docs, therapists, bureaucrats, etc.) don't actually keep up w/the science. Shame on them!!! Now somebody find me a Bobo doll to pummel...
I believe Spielberg predicted this. Life imitating art.
August 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I believe Spielberg predicted this. Life imitating art.
I continue to be shocked- but THRILLED!- that the TODAY Show is talking about the ongoing threat of covid, that they're encouraging ppl to actually try not to get infected, & that they're promoting masking as a preventative measure- & not just any old mask, but an N95!!! Will wonders never cease?
July 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I continue to be shocked- but THRILLED!- that the TODAY Show is talking about the ongoing threat of covid, that they're encouraging ppl to actually try not to get infected, & that they're promoting masking as a preventative measure- & not just any old mask, but an N95!!! Will wonders never cease?
I wish she'd invited her in and given her a cup of specially prepared tea, or maybe a nice apple.
July 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I wish she'd invited her in and given her a cup of specially prepared tea, or maybe a nice apple.
I like my scalding hot coffee poured straight over a pair of ICE balls.
July 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I like my scalding hot coffee poured straight over a pair of ICE balls.
Trump says his style is inspired by Louis XIV, but personally, I think a Louis XVI aesthetic suits him better.
June 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Trump says his style is inspired by Louis XIV, but personally, I think a Louis XVI aesthetic suits him better.
Oh, FFS!!!! His lunatic ramblings aside, I've had it with his nonsensical random capitalization!!!
April 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Oh, FFS!!!! His lunatic ramblings aside, I've had it with his nonsensical random capitalization!!!
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
You make a very good point. And when I look down at the WWCMD bracelet on my wrist, I definitely know that He wouldn't abuse The People's resources.
Btw, where have I seen that guy before?
Btw, where have I seen that guy before?
April 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You make a very good point. And when I look down at the WWCMD bracelet on my wrist, I definitely know that He wouldn't abuse The People's resources.
Btw, where have I seen that guy before?
Btw, where have I seen that guy before?
Remember this? Anyone else think Melania's kiss with Trudeau is 'secretly' Trump's biggest reason for going after Canada?
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March 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Remember this? Anyone else think Melania's kiss with Trudeau is 'secretly' Trump's biggest reason for going after Canada?
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