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The funniest thing Sakurai has ever done for his big send-off to Kirby for me so far is him confirming every Clockwork Star is in the same character archetype as Calypso; the Djinn.

Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My favorite part of Legends Z-A so far without context
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You know what, I am actually surprisingly fine with Pokemon Pokopia existing considering what we could have gotten as the last Gen 9 spin-off instead due to the Switch 2 having mic support
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So I finally beat the max Rival AI difficulty cap of the CrossWorlds Open Network Test on Sonic Speed. I'm shaking. Trembling, even.

Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
September 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I apologize to those who had to look at the crime against God of a vehicle+color combo the whole race

It will happen again both during the duration of the Playtest AND when the game is out proper.
August 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I 100% did not deserve this win or lead
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy 8th anniversary to the day I had my gaming pride torn to shreds so badly that I gained PTSD of a singular boss.
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Died February 27th 2025, born September 30th 2025 welcome back Yu-Gi-Oh Early Days Collection.

This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
August 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I refuse to believe modern GameMill isn't a psy-op to make people nostalgic for LJN's lack of quality control

Because oh my God
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's also one of the worst Duel Monsters era cards ever printed in the game's 26 year history.

I love when a special format allows for forgotten, bad cards to suddenly become weird tech picks.
July 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I cannot believe that I resolved the chain that never happened
July 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Documenting these iconic 7 seconds in case Arc System Works reuploads the "Dear me, I was..." trailer and ASW Showcase 2025 streams without auto-dubbing, so people can remember the original upload of the original "Dear me, I was..." announcement upload and broadcast for the memes.
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You know, it's funny to see a lot of the decisions in ACNH still talked about like those decisions killed their dog.

Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
June 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You know...it's funny. I would immediately declare this fake. But given the last time SEGA Hardlight negotiated a completely fake sounding character inclusion for a Sonic game?

I 100% believe that SEGA Hardlight at least NEGOTIATED this due to an existing partnership with SEGA.
May 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a SEGA All-Star wore an officially designed Sonic Hoodie, I would have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
May 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not gonna lie, guys. This is actually an insane merch reprint decision on SEGA's part when you know the story behind how long it's been since the original printing.

I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
April 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I am going to throw myself into a fucking canyon like Wile E. Coyote

This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
After her respawn, I felt the acknowledgement emote only felt right before leaving the Divine Roost for good. Here's to the 10 long years we spent kicking each other's asses.
March 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
After a 10 year rivalry to claim a singular survey point, I have finally got my one win against the ruler of fate and guardian queen of Mira.
March 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is what almost 140 hours of hard work in one of my favorite games of all time looks like.

God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
March 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I really gotta remind myself to work on my stuff from other series I enjoy-
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The people who had that second theory about the SatAM cliffhanger are probably screaming and celebrating now after the court case documents that surfaced earlier today.
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Got back from Sonic 3 earlier today.

If I were to rate it standalone, it'd be an 8.5 because of the cons from the early screenings being accurate.

But I went into this with Media Literacy. This movie easily jumps to a 9 when you pick up on what you miss in 1 and 2 with rewatches done in advance.
January 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"So how's your first Monkey Ball experience going, Evo?"

The God Gamer moment I committed to just for a first clear that cheats death:
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I turned out pretty good for Christmas for a tighter budget, I think-
December 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM