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The funniest thing Sakurai has ever done for his big send-off to Kirby for me so far is him confirming every Clockwork Star is in the same character archetype as Calypso; the Djinn.
Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The funniest thing Sakurai has ever done for his big send-off to Kirby for me so far is him confirming every Clockwork Star is in the same character archetype as Calypso; the Djinn.
Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
I cannot believe there is now a Kirby game where Marx ACTUALLY does the Family Guy death pose meme
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I cannot believe there is now a Kirby game where Marx ACTUALLY does the Family Guy death pose meme
You know, I've only been down in Florida for two weeks
But something about seeing my family go full mask off when not surrounded by minorities and POC just because they're not in RI anymore makes me ACTUALLY uncomfortable.
The whole point of me agreeing to be down here was a 6 month de-stress.
But something about seeing my family go full mask off when not surrounded by minorities and POC just because they're not in RI anymore makes me ACTUALLY uncomfortable.
The whole point of me agreeing to be down here was a 6 month de-stress.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You know, I've only been down in Florida for two weeks
But something about seeing my family go full mask off when not surrounded by minorities and POC just because they're not in RI anymore makes me ACTUALLY uncomfortable.
The whole point of me agreeing to be down here was a 6 month de-stress.
But something about seeing my family go full mask off when not surrounded by minorities and POC just because they're not in RI anymore makes me ACTUALLY uncomfortable.
The whole point of me agreeing to be down here was a 6 month de-stress.
Just finished the main story of ZA last night. I actually surprisingly liked it, as much as I have criticisms.
Oh. And just do we're clear: Harassment over liking a game will not be tolerated here.
You're not slick, especially if you use Time Stranger (which I already planned to get) as a gotcha.
Oh. And just do we're clear: Harassment over liking a game will not be tolerated here.
You're not slick, especially if you use Time Stranger (which I already planned to get) as a gotcha.
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just finished the main story of ZA last night. I actually surprisingly liked it, as much as I have criticisms.
Oh. And just do we're clear: Harassment over liking a game will not be tolerated here.
You're not slick, especially if you use Time Stranger (which I already planned to get) as a gotcha.
Oh. And just do we're clear: Harassment over liking a game will not be tolerated here.
You're not slick, especially if you use Time Stranger (which I already planned to get) as a gotcha.
My favorite part of Legends Z-A so far without context
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My favorite part of Legends Z-A so far without context
You know what, I am actually surprisingly fine with Pokemon Pokopia existing considering what we could have gotten as the last Gen 9 spin-off instead due to the Switch 2 having mic support
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You know what, I am actually surprisingly fine with Pokemon Pokopia existing considering what we could have gotten as the last Gen 9 spin-off instead due to the Switch 2 having mic support
So I finally beat the max Rival AI difficulty cap of the CrossWorlds Open Network Test on Sonic Speed. I'm shaking. Trembling, even.
Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
September 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So I finally beat the max Rival AI difficulty cap of the CrossWorlds Open Network Test on Sonic Speed. I'm shaking. Trembling, even.
Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
I 100% did not deserve this win or lead
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I 100% did not deserve this win or lead
Happy 8th anniversary to the day I had my gaming pride torn to shreds so badly that I gained PTSD of a singular boss.
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy 8th anniversary to the day I had my gaming pride torn to shreds so badly that I gained PTSD of a singular boss.
Died February 27th 2025, born September 30th 2025 welcome back Yu-Gi-Oh Early Days Collection.
This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
August 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Died February 27th 2025, born September 30th 2025 welcome back Yu-Gi-Oh Early Days Collection.
This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
I refuse to believe modern GameMill isn't a psy-op to make people nostalgic for LJN's lack of quality control
Because oh my God
Because oh my God
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I refuse to believe modern GameMill isn't a psy-op to make people nostalgic for LJN's lack of quality control
Because oh my God
Because oh my God
I cannot believe that I resolved the chain that never happened
July 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I cannot believe that I resolved the chain that never happened
Documenting these iconic 7 seconds in case Arc System Works reuploads the "Dear me, I was..." trailer and ASW Showcase 2025 streams without auto-dubbing, so people can remember the original upload of the original "Dear me, I was..." announcement upload and broadcast for the memes.
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Documenting these iconic 7 seconds in case Arc System Works reuploads the "Dear me, I was..." trailer and ASW Showcase 2025 streams without auto-dubbing, so people can remember the original upload of the original "Dear me, I was..." announcement upload and broadcast for the memes.
You know, it's funny to see a lot of the decisions in ACNH still talked about like those decisions killed their dog.
Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
June 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You know, it's funny to see a lot of the decisions in ACNH still talked about like those decisions killed their dog.
Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
If I had a nickel for every time a SEGA All-Star wore an officially designed Sonic Hoodie, I would have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
May 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a SEGA All-Star wore an officially designed Sonic Hoodie, I would have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
Gone 2016, Born 2025. Welcome back, Sonic Runners.
...I hate that I have to make this joke about Sonic Rumble. It really feels like we're about to go through this a second time.
What in God's name were you thinking, SEGA?
...I hate that I have to make this joke about Sonic Rumble. It really feels like we're about to go through this a second time.
What in God's name were you thinking, SEGA?
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Gone 2016, Born 2025. Welcome back, Sonic Runners.
...I hate that I have to make this joke about Sonic Rumble. It really feels like we're about to go through this a second time.
What in God's name were you thinking, SEGA?
...I hate that I have to make this joke about Sonic Rumble. It really feels like we're about to go through this a second time.
What in God's name were you thinking, SEGA?
Not gonna lie, guys. This is actually an insane merch reprint decision on SEGA's part when you know the story behind how long it's been since the original printing.
I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
April 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Not gonna lie, guys. This is actually an insane merch reprint decision on SEGA's part when you know the story behind how long it's been since the original printing.
I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
I am going to throw myself into a fucking canyon like Wile E. Coyote
This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am going to throw myself into a fucking canyon like Wile E. Coyote
This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
ngl I ain't too tilted about the price of the Switch 2 itself
Not my place to talk about Mario Kart since I've been divorced from modern Mario Kart, but I get it. (Especially the extra $10 for physical that 100% sucks)
It's how all over the place the game prices are that has me asking questions.
Not my place to talk about Mario Kart since I've been divorced from modern Mario Kart, but I get it. (Especially the extra $10 for physical that 100% sucks)
It's how all over the place the game prices are that has me asking questions.
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
ngl I ain't too tilted about the price of the Switch 2 itself
Not my place to talk about Mario Kart since I've been divorced from modern Mario Kart, but I get it. (Especially the extra $10 for physical that 100% sucks)
It's how all over the place the game prices are that has me asking questions.
Not my place to talk about Mario Kart since I've been divorced from modern Mario Kart, but I get it. (Especially the extra $10 for physical that 100% sucks)
It's how all over the place the game prices are that has me asking questions.
After a 10 year rivalry to claim a singular survey point, I have finally got my one win against the ruler of fate and guardian queen of Mira.
March 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
After a 10 year rivalry to claim a singular survey point, I have finally got my one win against the ruler of fate and guardian queen of Mira.
This is what almost 140 hours of hard work in one of my favorite games of all time looks like.
God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
March 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is what almost 140 hours of hard work in one of my favorite games of all time looks like.
God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
You know, maybe I don't feel as bad about double dipping on MHW:I and (via Definitive Edition's pre-order) XBCX.
Because Holy God what is this I'm hearing about Monster Hunter Wilds still having tons of issues after two Betas, and having a starting 15 hours of guard rall handholding?
Because Holy God what is this I'm hearing about Monster Hunter Wilds still having tons of issues after two Betas, and having a starting 15 hours of guard rall handholding?
March 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You know, maybe I don't feel as bad about double dipping on MHW:I and (via Definitive Edition's pre-order) XBCX.
Because Holy God what is this I'm hearing about Monster Hunter Wilds still having tons of issues after two Betas, and having a starting 15 hours of guard rall handholding?
Because Holy God what is this I'm hearing about Monster Hunter Wilds still having tons of issues after two Betas, and having a starting 15 hours of guard rall handholding?
I really gotta remind myself to work on my stuff from other series I enjoy-
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I really gotta remind myself to work on my stuff from other series I enjoy-
The people who had that second theory about the SatAM cliffhanger are probably screaming and celebrating now after the court case documents that surfaced earlier today.
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The people who had that second theory about the SatAM cliffhanger are probably screaming and celebrating now after the court case documents that surfaced earlier today.
Got back from Sonic 3 earlier today.
If I were to rate it standalone, it'd be an 8.5 because of the cons from the early screenings being accurate.
But I went into this with Media Literacy. This movie easily jumps to a 9 when you pick up on what you miss in 1 and 2 with rewatches done in advance.
If I were to rate it standalone, it'd be an 8.5 because of the cons from the early screenings being accurate.
But I went into this with Media Literacy. This movie easily jumps to a 9 when you pick up on what you miss in 1 and 2 with rewatches done in advance.
January 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Got back from Sonic 3 earlier today.
If I were to rate it standalone, it'd be an 8.5 because of the cons from the early screenings being accurate.
But I went into this with Media Literacy. This movie easily jumps to a 9 when you pick up on what you miss in 1 and 2 with rewatches done in advance.
If I were to rate it standalone, it'd be an 8.5 because of the cons from the early screenings being accurate.
But I went into this with Media Literacy. This movie easily jumps to a 9 when you pick up on what you miss in 1 and 2 with rewatches done in advance.