Or your child has appendicitis in the middle of the night, and weeks later you begin to receive all of the statements from providers you didn’t even know were involved. Damn, I guess we should have halted the procedure to shop around.

Terrible news :(

Such a weak apology, but since they don’t risk trump suing them, he won’t be fired.

Playing an away game at home also.

Ted Cruz is a dumb person’s idea of a smart person…if that dumb person is Ted Cruz.

It’s okay to be wrong.

Tune for the last 90 seconds. Should be over in 45 minutes.

He’s a bum. Hurts the team. Is that twitter enough?

The look of resignation on her face was everything.

I may have done this. Would be a real shame if someone wrote a program that sent millions of emails to that address.

My previous car, a blue Impreza, was La Blubie, sometimes Le Blubie and sometimes The Blubie.

“ I love my FedEx guy ‘cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it. And he’s always on time.”

Yeah he says he worked before child labor laws. Is he 102?

Snitch culture is so productive and great for morale.

As a longtime Padres fan I can assure you he’ll be a Dodger by week’s end.