Sam T
@evilsammy.bsky.social
SDSU, San Diego Padres 84 bandwagon jumper, Seattle Seahawks 76 bandwagon jumper. Lifelong Kraken fan. The Overton Window has shifted way more than my politics.
The generation that brought us some of the greatest protests and rebellion against authority sure has turned into a bunch of bitter bootlickers.
February 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The generation that brought us some of the greatest protests and rebellion against authority sure has turned into a bunch of bitter bootlickers.
Only one month in and we’ve already hit the 4-year over on “…spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retribution.”
February 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Only one month in and we’ve already hit the 4-year over on “…spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retribution.”
Yes, now seems like the perfect time to fire hundreds of FAA employees.
February 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes, now seems like the perfect time to fire hundreds of FAA employees.
Two billionaires slashing the jobs of average citizens and removing regulations to serve their own personal and business interests is the most American thing ever.
February 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Two billionaires slashing the jobs of average citizens and removing regulations to serve their own personal and business interests is the most American thing ever.
Supply is immaterial without demand. What are we doing to quell the demand for fentanyl?
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Supply is immaterial without demand. What are we doing to quell the demand for fentanyl?
I don’t know what I would do if I was president and 10 days into my presidency a plane crashed minutes from my home. But I know what I wouldn’t do while 67 families were grieving and an investigation was just starting. I wouldn’t immediately blame two former presidents and diversity efforts.
January 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don’t know what I would do if I was president and 10 days into my presidency a plane crashed minutes from my home. But I know what I wouldn’t do while 67 families were grieving and an investigation was just starting. I wouldn’t immediately blame two former presidents and diversity efforts.
Real people are going the be hurt by this.
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They need to hear from you.
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www.usaspending.gov
January 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Real people are going the be hurt by this.
Dumbest motherfucker to ever hold this office.
Trump: "I'm signing an executive order to open up the pumps and valves in the north. We want to get that water pouring down here as quickly as possible ... you're talking about unlimited water coming up from the Pacific Northwest, even coming from parts of Canada."
January 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dumbest motherfucker to ever hold this office.
Me: I can squat ass to grass.
NHL goalie:
Me: Well, I can.
NHL goalie: I’m a cross between a cat and octopus.
Me:
NHL goalie:
Me: Well, I can.
NHL goalie: I’m a cross between a cat and octopus.
Me:
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Me: I can squat ass to grass.
NHL goalie:
Me: Well, I can.
NHL goalie: I’m a cross between a cat and octopus.
Me:
NHL goalie:
Me: Well, I can.
NHL goalie: I’m a cross between a cat and octopus.
Me:
Musical virtuosity can’t make up for bad songwriting, but good songwriting can make up for a lack of musical virtuosity. 
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Musical virtuosity can’t make up for bad songwriting, but good songwriting can make up for a lack of musical virtuosity. 
trump and right wingers want to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, but want to preserve (or re-rename) military bases to the names of traitor Confederate generals. On brand.
January 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
trump and right wingers want to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, but want to preserve (or re-rename) military bases to the names of traitor Confederate generals. On brand.
The difference between the ridiculous and the sublime is rdcobme.
January 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The difference between the ridiculous and the sublime is rdcobme.
I’m writing a prequel to “The Last of Us”. It’s called “The Penultimate of Us”. If that is successful, I’ll get to work right away on “The Anti-penultimate of Us”.
January 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m writing a prequel to “The Last of Us”. It’s called “The Penultimate of Us”. If that is successful, I’ll get to work right away on “The Anti-penultimate of Us”.
Reposted by Sam T
The Old Man in “A Christmas Story” trying to sneak bites of the turkey while Ralphie‘s mom yells at him, only it’s my dogs trying to sneak bites out of the litter box. 
December 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
The Old Man in “A Christmas Story” trying to sneak bites of the turkey while Ralphie‘s mom yells at him, only it’s my dogs trying to sneak bites out of the litter box. 
I’m sure this has nothing to do with amassing more oligarchical power and wealth.
December 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I’m sure this has nothing to do with amassing more oligarchical power and wealth.
My dogs do the downward dog stretch but they just call it the downward stretch.
December 4, 2024 at 4:56 AM
My dogs do the downward dog stretch but they just call it the downward stretch.
Maybe our fentanyl crisis is more of a demand problem than a supply problem. Why are all of our “solutions” reactive instead of proactive?
November 26, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Maybe our fentanyl crisis is more of a demand problem than a supply problem. Why are all of our “solutions” reactive instead of proactive?
MLB: San Diego Padres
NFL: Seattle Seahawks
NHL: Seattle Kraken
NBA: (future) Seattle Sonics
Soccer: N/A
College: San Diego State University Aztecs
NFL: Seattle Seahawks
NHL: Seattle Kraken
NBA: (future) Seattle Sonics
Soccer: N/A
College: San Diego State University Aztecs
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams!
MLB: San Diego Padres
NFL: Carolina Panthers
NHL: N/A
NBA: Los Angeles Lakers
Soccer: N/A
College: Utah Utes
MLB: San Diego Padres
NFL: Carolina Panthers
NHL: N/A
NBA: Los Angeles Lakers
Soccer: N/A
College: Utah Utes
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams!
MLB: ATL BRAVES
NFL: Carolina Panthers
NHL: Carolina Hurricanes
NBA: Charlotte Hornets
Soccer: Charlotte FC
College: CAROLINA EVERYTHING
CLEMSON
MLB: ATL BRAVES
NFL: Carolina Panthers
NHL: Carolina Hurricanes
NBA: Charlotte Hornets
Soccer: Charlotte FC
College: CAROLINA EVERYTHING
CLEMSON
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
MLB: San Diego Padres
NFL: Seattle Seahawks
NHL: Seattle Kraken
NBA: (future) Seattle Sonics
Soccer: N/A
College: San Diego State University Aztecs
NFL: Seattle Seahawks
NHL: Seattle Kraken
NBA: (future) Seattle Sonics
Soccer: N/A
College: San Diego State University Aztecs
Reposted by Sam T
"Make America Healthy Again"
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
"Make America Healthy Again"