Dirk Gently's Enby Detective Agency
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Gen-X solutions architect, board member of a state PAC, can pronounce disestablishmentarianism, and autistic parent/dad of an autistic child. they/them
I have feeds for Journalists of Bluesky and News Organizations
I have feeds for Journalists of Bluesky and News Organizations
NGL, when I logged in this morning I thought all the comments about Link getting banned must have been because someone said British food was good again.
October 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
NGL, when I logged in this morning I thought all the comments about Link getting banned must have been because someone said British food was good again.
So if I take enough ace-toe-fin-men will that either 180 me into not being autistic or will it just give me more autism super powers?
September 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So if I take enough ace-toe-fin-men will that either 180 me into not being autistic or will it just give me more autism super powers?
Sooooo are we really banning people who wish Joanne Kathleen the same thing she wishes on trans folks, or is reddit overdramatizing things?
August 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sooooo are we really banning people who wish Joanne Kathleen the same thing she wishes on trans folks, or is reddit overdramatizing things?
3 years ahead of even a primary election cycle. No one at all declared for the primaries.
And the trans community automatically deserves concentration camps for wanting "liberal" politicians to protect human rights of those in the community?
Blue MAGAs are very unserious, uncompassionate people
And the trans community automatically deserves concentration camps for wanting "liberal" politicians to protect human rights of those in the community?
Blue MAGAs are very unserious, uncompassionate people
August 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
3 years ahead of even a primary election cycle. No one at all declared for the primaries.
And the trans community automatically deserves concentration camps for wanting "liberal" politicians to protect human rights of those in the community?
Blue MAGAs are very unserious, uncompassionate people
And the trans community automatically deserves concentration camps for wanting "liberal" politicians to protect human rights of those in the community?
Blue MAGAs are very unserious, uncompassionate people
Gotta say I didn't have "demanding Gavin Newsom recognize the human rights of trans and homeless people in their entirety" as the trigger to get moderate Dems to finally openly admit they don't give a damn about trans and homeless folks.
August 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Gotta say I didn't have "demanding Gavin Newsom recognize the human rights of trans and homeless people in their entirety" as the trigger to get moderate Dems to finally openly admit they don't give a damn about trans and homeless folks.
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#OtD 12 Aug 2017 32-year-old anti-racist Heather Heyer was killed and 19 injured in a neo-Nazi terror attack in Charlottesville, VA. Heather was one of many protesting a white supremacist rally when a Nazi drove his car deliberately into the crowd stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8376...
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
#OtD 12 Aug 2017 32-year-old anti-racist Heather Heyer was killed and 19 injured in a neo-Nazi terror attack in Charlottesville, VA. Heather was one of many protesting a white supremacist rally when a Nazi drove his car deliberately into the crowd stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8376...
The world's gone further and further sideways since this big fella was killed.
July 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The world's gone further and further sideways since this big fella was killed.
Seeing Mark Cuban join Elon's little dumb ass political party reminds me of the time I got pounced on for pointing out every thing he does is for his own financial game.
Discount meds, supports Elon's political goals. Pretty sure supporting a technofascist makes you at least a fascist.
Discount meds, supports Elon's political goals. Pretty sure supporting a technofascist makes you at least a fascist.
July 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Seeing Mark Cuban join Elon's little dumb ass political party reminds me of the time I got pounced on for pointing out every thing he does is for his own financial game.
Discount meds, supports Elon's political goals. Pretty sure supporting a technofascist makes you at least a fascist.
Discount meds, supports Elon's political goals. Pretty sure supporting a technofascist makes you at least a fascist.
This is your reminder that Aaron Parnas is a genocide apologist who denies the genocide in Gaza, and deleted posts that exposed his position on it as folks on platforms like Threads takes his ass to the trash.
The guy who wrote a book and flipped parties after Trump dumped his dad is trash.
The guy who wrote a book and flipped parties after Trump dumped his dad is trash.
June 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is your reminder that Aaron Parnas is a genocide apologist who denies the genocide in Gaza, and deleted posts that exposed his position on it as folks on platforms like Threads takes his ass to the trash.
The guy who wrote a book and flipped parties after Trump dumped his dad is trash.
The guy who wrote a book and flipped parties after Trump dumped his dad is trash.
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On the Foley Square side of 26 Federal Plaza, NYPD threaten arrests for people on the scaffolding, provoking a wave of booing. A bagpiper’s lullaby make the NYPD question their lives. A trio poorly sing the national anthem Vermin Supreme style, fading into chants of “NYPD, suck my dick!”
June 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
On the Foley Square side of 26 Federal Plaza, NYPD threaten arrests for people on the scaffolding, provoking a wave of booing. A bagpiper’s lullaby make the NYPD question their lives. A trio poorly sing the national anthem Vermin Supreme style, fading into chants of “NYPD, suck my dick!”
I gotta say, scrolling reddit to find a post about Mark Cuban of all people crying about not getting enough engagement on bsky not only made me laugh but also reminded me to go make sure he's blocked on principle. 🤣
Do you think Bluesky is unwelcoming?
www.reddit.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I gotta say, scrolling reddit to find a post about Mark Cuban of all people crying about not getting enough engagement on bsky not only made me laugh but also reminded me to go make sure he's blocked on principle. 🤣
China goin "nah fuck all y'all" while Brazil negotiates trade deals with China in their own currency sans US dollar because of your dumbass tariffs is a pretty good move to liberate the world from the yoke of American control.
Unfortunately an incompetent fascist mistook it for leverage. 😂
Unfortunately an incompetent fascist mistook it for leverage. 😂
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
China goin "nah fuck all y'all" while Brazil negotiates trade deals with China in their own currency sans US dollar because of your dumbass tariffs is a pretty good move to liberate the world from the yoke of American control.
Unfortunately an incompetent fascist mistook it for leverage. 😂
Unfortunately an incompetent fascist mistook it for leverage. 😂
Somewhere in America tonight, a ketamine producer is the happiest they've ever been after Wisconsin defeated Smeagol in the state Supreme Court election after Musk dumped money on trying to buy the election and failed.
I celebrate your windfall, mystery ketamine dealer.
I celebrate your windfall, mystery ketamine dealer.
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Somewhere in America tonight, a ketamine producer is the happiest they've ever been after Wisconsin defeated Smeagol in the state Supreme Court election after Musk dumped money on trying to buy the election and failed.
I celebrate your windfall, mystery ketamine dealer.
I celebrate your windfall, mystery ketamine dealer.
Booker talks for 25 hours.
Not even 10 minutes after he finishes the Senate GOP hold a confirmation vote for the US Ambassador to NATO with like 20 votes in the room because every Democrat in the chamber left with Booker.
Can't make this shit up. They could have blocked at least one nomination.
Not even 10 minutes after he finishes the Senate GOP hold a confirmation vote for the US Ambassador to NATO with like 20 votes in the room because every Democrat in the chamber left with Booker.
Can't make this shit up. They could have blocked at least one nomination.
April 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Booker talks for 25 hours.
Not even 10 minutes after he finishes the Senate GOP hold a confirmation vote for the US Ambassador to NATO with like 20 votes in the room because every Democrat in the chamber left with Booker.
Can't make this shit up. They could have blocked at least one nomination.
Not even 10 minutes after he finishes the Senate GOP hold a confirmation vote for the US Ambassador to NATO with like 20 votes in the room because every Democrat in the chamber left with Booker.
Can't make this shit up. They could have blocked at least one nomination.
I replied to the "Send 5 things you did last week" email with 5 bullet points that all said *Classified*.
Two reports a week documenting my weekly activity on projects including wins, along with updating JIRA tickets. The Musty Bottom Brownshirt mafia can eat my whole ass.
Two reports a week documenting my weekly activity on projects including wins, along with updating JIRA tickets. The Musty Bottom Brownshirt mafia can eat my whole ass.
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I replied to the "Send 5 things you did last week" email with 5 bullet points that all said *Classified*.
Two reports a week documenting my weekly activity on projects including wins, along with updating JIRA tickets. The Musty Bottom Brownshirt mafia can eat my whole ass.
Two reports a week documenting my weekly activity on projects including wins, along with updating JIRA tickets. The Musty Bottom Brownshirt mafia can eat my whole ass.
Hearing JD Vance talk about America needs to get over their "dictator fear" alluding to we need to accept an American dictator and cite Curtis Yarvin as an inspiration for his current commentary somehow isn't surprising.
Nothing like a bloodless coup from within to install a dickless tater
Nothing like a bloodless coup from within to install a dickless tater
February 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hearing JD Vance talk about America needs to get over their "dictator fear" alluding to we need to accept an American dictator and cite Curtis Yarvin as an inspiration for his current commentary somehow isn't surprising.
Nothing like a bloodless coup from within to install a dickless tater
Nothing like a bloodless coup from within to install a dickless tater
Hate that douchenugget Stancil was the one to pop this, but the fact government contracting is in a freeze with folks being told the contract they're working on is in limbo due to the renewal stall MEANWHILE portable foreskin Musk is getting a $38M contract awarded to SpaceX on 10 Feb? Really?
Leaked filing shows Musk still getting new contracts while his team cancels other contracts
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk — by far the wealthiest person on the planet with a net worth in excess of nearly $380 billion — is now benefiting from new government contracts while simultaneously ter...
www.alternet.org
February 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hate that douchenugget Stancil was the one to pop this, but the fact government contracting is in a freeze with folks being told the contract they're working on is in limbo due to the renewal stall MEANWHILE portable foreskin Musk is getting a $38M contract awarded to SpaceX on 10 Feb? Really?
Technofash gonna fash.
Bet all those vibecampers that hung out with Yarvin are sure proud of themselves for chillin with dickhead authoritarian douchebros.
Bet all those vibecampers that hung out with Yarvin are sure proud of themselves for chillin with dickhead authoritarian douchebros.
Where J.D. Vance Gets His Weird, Terrifying Techno-Authoritarian Ideas
Yes, Peter Thiel was the senator’s benefactor. But they’re both inspired by an obscure software developer who has some truly frightening thoughts about reordering society.
newrepublic.com
February 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Technofash gonna fash.
Bet all those vibecampers that hung out with Yarvin are sure proud of themselves for chillin with dickhead authoritarian douchebros.
Bet all those vibecampers that hung out with Yarvin are sure proud of themselves for chillin with dickhead authoritarian douchebros.
Gutting DoE until he can convince the GOP thugs in Congress to completely abolish the DoE.
Bet they leave all of those loans in place tho.
Bet they leave all of those loans in place tho.
Reports: Trump planning order to diminish Education Dept.
News reports about the potential executive order come after the Trump administration suspended dozens of department staff.
www.insidehighered.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gutting DoE until he can convince the GOP thugs in Congress to completely abolish the DoE.
Bet they leave all of those loans in place tho.
Bet they leave all of those loans in place tho.
Let's keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working so they can play
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working so they can play
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
The Coup - "The Guillotine"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Let's keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working so they can play
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working so they can play
A common enemy, we got one
Now keep it banging like a shotgun
We in a war before we fought one
Now if you're tired of working from day to day
A common enemy, we got one
Nothing like another day working in the federal government wondering if the government agency Elon Musty steals data from is gonna be yours.
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nothing like another day working in the federal government wondering if the government agency Elon Musty steals data from is gonna be yours.
We have a nazis running around the government shuttering agencies but VBNMW crowds are making up conspiracies about a 6 year old tiny flag that appears on all .gov websites because you can't fit 50 stars in tiny American flag?
No wonder this country's fucked.
No wonder this country's fucked.
February 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We have a nazis running around the government shuttering agencies but VBNMW crowds are making up conspiracies about a 6 year old tiny flag that appears on all .gov websites because you can't fit 50 stars in tiny American flag?
No wonder this country's fucked.
No wonder this country's fucked.
"Personal services contractors, who travel on diplomatic passports and speak on behalf of the agency, are required to be given 15 days of notice before termination, but that has not happened."
Imagine being out of the country like this finding out your agency is gone and you have to fly back.
Imagine being out of the country like this finding out your agency is gone and you have to fly back.
Rubio says he’s acting director of USAID as humanitarian agency is taken over by the State Department | CNN Politics
Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced Monday that he is acting administrator the US Agency for International Development, confirming the de-facto takeover of the humanitarian agency by the State De...
amp.cnn.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Personal services contractors, who travel on diplomatic passports and speak on behalf of the agency, are required to be given 15 days of notice before termination, but that has not happened."
Imagine being out of the country like this finding out your agency is gone and you have to fly back.
Imagine being out of the country like this finding out your agency is gone and you have to fly back.
WWE put up the graphic for John Cena entering Royal Rumble, but there's nobody on the screen. #ucantseeme
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
WWE put up the graphic for John Cena entering Royal Rumble, but there's nobody on the screen. #ucantseeme