eNarwhal 🌹⚛️
@evilnarwhal.bsky.social
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Swimming in the loomy gloom
Swimming in the loomy gloom
Womp womp couldnt find a few thousand more votes but we sure can find a million more documents
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Womp womp couldnt find a few thousand more votes but we sure can find a million more documents
It's kinda nice tho
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's kinda nice tho
It's actually the unthinking majority
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It's actually the unthinking majority
Lowkey might spend the winnings on more tickets cause I'm stupid and angry. That winning to spendings ratio is just too damn low.
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Lowkey might spend the winnings on more tickets cause I'm stupid and angry. That winning to spendings ratio is just too damn low.
I hope the next president abandons these and lets them become rotting hulks
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I hope the next president abandons these and lets them become rotting hulks
I always forget this game exists
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I always forget this game exists
Yeah the avengers and mcu ended for me with endgame. End is literally in the name. How are there more? Oh wait, because money.
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Yeah the avengers and mcu ended for me with endgame. End is literally in the name. How are there more? Oh wait, because money.
I'll never understand these very basic "you are killing" type arguments. Nobody is arguing that abortion doesn't involve killing. Telling me I am killing doesn't mean anything when that's the point. To terminate, to kill the fetus.
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'll never understand these very basic "you are killing" type arguments. Nobody is arguing that abortion doesn't involve killing. Telling me I am killing doesn't mean anything when that's the point. To terminate, to kill the fetus.
Lady Bird isn't that great
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lady Bird isn't that great
Electile dysfunction
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Electile dysfunction
Every accusation is a confession. Oh, you're worried they're gonna impeach you? Why? Maybe because you've committed some crimes?
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Every accusation is a confession. Oh, you're worried they're gonna impeach you? Why? Maybe because you've committed some crimes?
Why are there watches that cost 7 figures?
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Why are there watches that cost 7 figures?
Yo can we make eggs pass between the same save slot like the shadow crystals?
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yo can we make eggs pass between the same save slot like the shadow crystals?
So make it cost less?
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So make it cost less?
I hear they stink afterwards
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I hear they stink afterwards
Why couldn't this malarky wait a month for the state of the union?
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Why couldn't this malarky wait a month for the state of the union?
In a lesser of two evils competetition why the hell should we care about the positive things about a person?
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In a lesser of two evils competetition why the hell should we care about the positive things about a person?
This'll be yet another law the admin doesn't comply with. They'll simply ignore it, then a court will order them to release it, which they'll also ignore, and then nothing will ever come of it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This'll be yet another law the admin doesn't comply with. They'll simply ignore it, then a court will order them to release it, which they'll also ignore, and then nothing will ever come of it.
Back in the sun and moon days the trainer full arts were all I was collecting pokemon cards for. The pokemon full arts were just so bland in that era. But the trainer full arts have always been a gem.
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Back in the sun and moon days the trainer full arts were all I was collecting pokemon cards for. The pokemon full arts were just so bland in that era. But the trainer full arts have always been a gem.
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Justice for goose
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Justice for goose