Evil Fonzy
evilfonzy.bsky.social
Evil Fonzy
@evilfonzy.bsky.social
Cat dad, metal sub genre enthusiast, and probably funny.
I've always wanted to see a romcom that's totally normal until the third act when it turns into Dexter. The shlubby hometown boyfriend kidnaps the big city jerk and ties him up in the basement to get the girl to believe in love and Christmas again.
May 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
With Roblox, most of the content and little worlds are user generated and he just provided some of the tools they use. This is basically a hammer salesman saying they should own your house.
February 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You'll have to pry Peon Husk and Donny Dumps from my cold dead hands!
February 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I went to a mechanic and they put used brake pads on my car. No one should ever trust any mechanic anywhere ever again!
January 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There's something stale or empty like there's no after taste. It's like the airport food in The Langoliers. That soda got stranded in yesterday.
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been working in support-based IT for over 20 years and the number of issues that can be solved just by reading what's on the screen is staggering.
January 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Don't forget 'died mysteriously while alone with a male costar.'
January 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It sounds like you're describing Cyrax from Italy! Add some opera and you got it.
December 12, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I have a playlist called Shabby Chic for songs that sound like shit on purpose. I live that life!
December 12, 2024 at 6:46 PM