I've always wanted to see a romcom that's totally normal until the third act when it turns into Dexter. The shlubby hometown boyfriend kidnaps the big city jerk and ties him up in the basement to get the girl to believe in love and Christmas again.

With Roblox, most of the content and little worlds are user generated and he just provided some of the tools they use. This is basically a hammer salesman saying they should own your house.

You'll have to pry Peon Husk and Donny Dumps from my cold dead hands!

I went to a mechanic and they put used brake pads on my car. No one should ever trust any mechanic anywhere ever again!

One of the best things about working in IT is that some places let you go through the recycling like a little tech racoon looking for parts to upgrade the home rig. I've never purchased a laptop for myself; they've all been trash me downs.

There's something stale or empty like there's no after taste. It's like the airport food in The Langoliers. That soda got stranded in yesterday.

I've been working in support-based IT for over 20 years and the number of issues that can be solved just by reading what's on the screen is staggering.

Lack of diversity is starting to trigger my fight or flight sometimes. Like, the more white guys there are in a room the more likely it is for someone to say something awful, and I don't want the stress of having to fight them.

Don't forget 'died mysteriously while alone with a male costar.'

Internet, meet my blood daughter Indie. Indie, internet.

It sounds like you're describing Cyrax from Italy! Add some opera and you got it.

I have a playlist called Shabby Chic for songs that sound like shit on purpose. I live that life!