Dr. Elyse
@evildrelyse.bsky.social
Scientist in infectious disease research. But really here for my true passions: reality TV and 💩posts.
Finally realized who Jake reminds me of #Survivor49
October 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Finally realized who Jake reminds me of #Survivor49
I know they had better make the woman immunity idol first place #Survivor49
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I know they had better make the woman immunity idol first place #Survivor49
Y'all just logged in during my nightly wake up. What's happening?? Is IT happening?!?
August 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Y'all just logged in during my nightly wake up. What's happening?? Is IT happening?!?
Spotted @robcesternino.bsky.social @robhasapodcast.bsky.social on the way to Rio!
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Spotted @robcesternino.bsky.social @robhasapodcast.bsky.social on the way to Rio!
I love to Google an item and let the algorithm take over to help me find the right product, but I need a way to then tell the algo "I've bought the thing" to stop the targeted ads
August 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love to Google an item and let the algorithm take over to help me find the right product, but I need a way to then tell the algo "I've bought the thing" to stop the targeted ads
@robhasapodcast.bsky.social the newest bachelor in paradise recap that dropped on Spotify has the episode 1 recap, not episode 2 and 3
July 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
@robhasapodcast.bsky.social the newest bachelor in paradise recap that dropped on Spotify has the episode 1 recap, not episode 2 and 3
A poem dedicated to the Boston heat today:
I can't tell where my body ends and the sweat begins.
Sweat is me.
I am sweat.
I can't tell where my body ends and the sweat begins.
Sweat is me.
I am sweat.
June 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A poem dedicated to the Boston heat today:
I can't tell where my body ends and the sweat begins.
Sweat is me.
I am sweat.
I can't tell where my body ends and the sweat begins.
Sweat is me.
I am sweat.
Me logging on for the first time today.... maybe it's best to just go to bed lol
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me logging on for the first time today.... maybe it's best to just go to bed lol
Me putting freshly ground pepper on my microwave tray mac n cheese
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me putting freshly ground pepper on my microwave tray mac n cheese
Everyone wipe the sand off your face challenge. Please I'm begging #survivor #Survivor48
May 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everyone wipe the sand off your face challenge. Please I'm begging #survivor #Survivor48
David is only really upset about getting voted out because the romantic behind the muscles knows his gf is gonna break up with him #survivor #Survivor48
April 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
David is only really upset about getting voted out because the romantic behind the muscles knows his gf is gonna break up with him #survivor #Survivor48
April 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Dr. Elyse
Academic research is an engine of scientific and economic growth. The benefits of having a robust and well-funded nationwide research program are *enormous*.
April 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Academic research is an engine of scientific and economic growth. The benefits of having a robust and well-funded nationwide research program are *enormous*.
You mean my 147 emotional support tabs? No, I need each and every one desperately
Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You mean my 147 emotional support tabs? No, I need each and every one desperately
Ok but did Kyle/Kamila not actually use their extra vote? Is that why Kamila gave it to him so it wouldn't leave the game with her just in case? @robhasapodcast.bsky.social #Survivor48
March 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ok but did Kyle/Kamila not actually use their extra vote? Is that why Kamila gave it to him so it wouldn't leave the game with her just in case? @robhasapodcast.bsky.social #Survivor48
It's giving supporting your friends community theatre production
March 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's giving supporting your friends community theatre production
Yesss the return of the bedazzled snuggle! #TheTraitors
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yesss the return of the bedazzled snuggle! #TheTraitors
Reposted by Dr. Elyse
how lucky are we to be alive the same time as Gabby Windey
March 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
how lucky are we to be alive the same time as Gabby Windey
Someone at NYTs game department must be excited for a certain premiere tonight #Survivor48
February 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Someone at NYTs game department must be excited for a certain premiere tonight #Survivor48
DOGE can't do simple math. You can't make this up
Elon Musk claims DOGE has saved $55 billion, but the numbers don’t add up. DOGE released a list of canceled contracts totaling $16 billion in supposed savings. However, nearly half of that came from an $8 billion ICE contract—except that contract was actually worth just $8 million.
February 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
DOGE can't do simple math. You can't make this up
Reposted by Dr. Elyse
*psst* we’re pronouncing pipeline like it’s an Italian pasta word now, pass it on.
February 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*psst* we’re pronouncing pipeline like it’s an Italian pasta word now, pass it on.