Andrew
@everopalescent.bsky.social
Finally a place to post the things that would make my parents ashamed.
(He/They)
(He/They)
Incredibly grabbable 🤗
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Incredibly grabbable 🤗
The eternal struggle
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The eternal struggle
Oh of course. An extra set of eyes and pair of hands goes a long ways
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oh of course. An extra set of eyes and pair of hands goes a long ways
Hmmm not sure I’d pull it off as well as you… I think we’d need a picture in thongs together for accurate comparison.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hmmm not sure I’d pull it off as well as you… I think we’d need a picture in thongs together for accurate comparison.
Wait that’s such a cute thong too
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wait that’s such a cute thong too
I can promise you that this is not an emotional connection. We don't speak outside the time we spend together, and whenever he talks about you, it's with the utmost respect. Love and light!
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I can promise you that this is not an emotional connection. We don't speak outside the time we spend together, and whenever he talks about you, it's with the utmost respect. Love and light!
Jail! Jail for the people cancelling on you!
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Jail! Jail for the people cancelling on you!
Your hair is looking so good! That’s exactly what I wished mine had done, haha
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Your hair is looking so good! That’s exactly what I wished mine had done, haha
A very merry unbirthday to you!
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A very merry unbirthday to you!
Absolutely. It’s so personab-hole!
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Absolutely. It’s so personab-hole!
Please, booty is so formal. Call me ass.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Please, booty is so formal. Call me ass.
Darn. Hoping for a light sentence 😔
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Darn. Hoping for a light sentence 😔
Oh no not the neighborhood! Uhhhh here I’ll post the unedited version to salvage things.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh no not the neighborhood! Uhhhh here I’ll post the unedited version to salvage things.
It’s a violent place! All the lickings he’d take? He’d be eaten right up!
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s a violent place! All the lickings he’d take? He’d be eaten right up!
Just a coupla hotties!
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just a coupla hotties!
Your honor, the defendant may be guilty but he should not go to jail. He’s already served!
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Your honor, the defendant may be guilty but he should not go to jail. He’s already served!
Yes girl! Give us nothing!
October 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yes girl! Give us nothing!