Andrew
@everopalescent.bsky.social
Finally a place to post the things that would make my parents ashamed.
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It’s been a minute 🫣
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s been a minute 🫣
Oh no not the neighborhood! Uhhhh here I’ll post the unedited version to salvage things.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh no not the neighborhood! Uhhhh here I’ll post the unedited version to salvage things.
I wouldn’t often say this, but I felt hot going to see Lorde
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I wouldn’t often say this, but I felt hot going to see Lorde
RIP Galileo. You would’ve loved glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars.
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
RIP Galileo. You would’ve loved glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars.
Yes don’t worry I am listening to Taylor Swift today.
October 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yes don’t worry I am listening to Taylor Swift today.
That accusation? On the apps??
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That accusation? On the apps??
Hahaha, honestly understandable. But
September 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hahaha, honestly understandable. But
My parents got permanent Christmas lights installed this year and my mom has been changing their colors for each holiday through the year. She’s leaving them like this all month 🥰
June 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My parents got permanent Christmas lights installed this year and my mom has been changing their colors for each holiday through the year. She’s leaving them like this all month 🥰
Hump Day contribution to prove that I’m alive
May 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hump Day contribution to prove that I’m alive
Pondering the squorb (squirrel orb)
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pondering the squorb (squirrel orb)
Here’s this I sent to a friend earlier. Idk. Do with it what you will.
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Here’s this I sent to a friend earlier. Idk. Do with it what you will.
Who’s gonna wake up with me some fcf?
March 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Who’s gonna wake up with me some fcf?
Yeah, you could say I’m getting pretty good at opening my legs. 😌
March 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah, you could say I’m getting pretty good at opening my legs. 😌
Was going through old photos on my phone and found this gem that is still true 8 years later.
March 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Was going through old photos on my phone and found this gem that is still true 8 years later.
Post a Pokémon you’d like to see get a mega evolution
Either of these lil guys!
Either of these lil guys!
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Post a Pokémon you’d like to see get a mega evolution
Either of these lil guys!
Either of these lil guys!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
This more and more by the day
This more and more by the day
February 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
This more and more by the day
This more and more by the day
How are we living in the stupidest timeline? 😭
February 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How are we living in the stupidest timeline? 😭
Monochrome Monday Mornings
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Monochrome Monday Mornings
Y’all this ad 😭 Someone is gonna see this and think they’ve bottled the Fountain of Youth.
February 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Y’all this ad 😭 Someone is gonna see this and think they’ve bottled the Fountain of Youth.
A little monochrome Monday to distract from the Very Normal™️ things happening today.
January 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A little monochrome Monday to distract from the Very Normal™️ things happening today.
To hump or to be humped? That is the question.
January 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
To hump or to be humped? That is the question.