Yr boy is 42 today, tell me something good 😎

This tweet is popping off again over on the OG Hellsite probably for no reason

considering who raised me who could really be surprised at how I turned out

🙃

I can’t think of a more satisfying Mars return in the 10th than taunting your enemy while 70,000 people cheer you on

My family is finally back home after nearly a month on the road since the wildfires started.

I’m in a Mars year, natal Mars in 9H Cancer and the most astrology thing is the only rental available for this very Mars Rx trip was a bright red Dodge Charger 😎

Absolutely No One:

Duo: Look, I know it’s kinda crazy right now but don’t break your streak.

Wonder if Elon/Trump are doing Omen Walk this year

Running a special for the New Year: All Readings are $111 until Jan 15!

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A very real glimpse into my life with 3 young children 😎

Mercury Rx Gold

Ok but I am both of these people when I meet someone at a party and tell them I’m an astrologer and they think I am an astronomer.

Name a more Saturnine word than Mortgage challenge level impossible