A lot of teachers: kids just want to be on their phones. They won’t listen. You can’t get them to do anything.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A lot of teachers: kids just want to be on their phones. They won’t listen. You can’t get them to do anything.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
Me: Bro you can’t lay down and give up. If you finish the mile and beat that guy over there’s time, I’ll let you watch YouTube on your phone for the rest of class.
LOL.
I stayed late at work today
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I stayed late at work today
I am not in the best headspace for Thanksgiving. I might be in the Best Headspace for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I am not in the best headspace for Thanksgiving. I might be in the Best Headspace for Thanksgiving
Bro you had a guy willing to face down impossible odds and accept self-sacrifice to violently resist video game level evil on behalf of others and you locked him in a personalized Saw trap. There are a lot of incorrect responses. My lol is just fine.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bro you had a guy willing to face down impossible odds and accept self-sacrifice to violently resist video game level evil on behalf of others and you locked him in a personalized Saw trap. There are a lot of incorrect responses. My lol is just fine.
About to watch Space Balls with my son for the first time
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
About to watch Space Balls with my son for the first time
Donald Trump says my Drill Sergeants should be put to death for teaching the U.S. doctrine that members of the military have a duty to refuse illegal orders, and that “I was just following orders” is not a valid defense.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Donald Trump says my Drill Sergeants should be put to death for teaching the U.S. doctrine that members of the military have a duty to refuse illegal orders, and that “I was just following orders” is not a valid defense.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
I think that’s fucked up and bad.
Suckers and Losers all.
It’s Friday. It’s going to be a Day. I think the kids get to listen to a Holocaust survivor today. This stuff felt less relevant to me as a kid, but these kids are 67% more engaged than I was. I hope none of them decide it’s a good time to Be Funny
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s Friday. It’s going to be a Day. I think the kids get to listen to a Holocaust survivor today. This stuff felt less relevant to me as a kid, but these kids are 67% more engaged than I was. I hope none of them decide it’s a good time to Be Funny
It’s Thursday. After traffic, my day is going to start with paint mixing and color theory. The world is burning, but I will work in my garden. The rain is here, and the ashes mix with the soil. No better place to plant a forest
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It’s Thursday. After traffic, my day is going to start with paint mixing and color theory. The world is burning, but I will work in my garden. The rain is here, and the ashes mix with the soil. No better place to plant a forest
The Senate is the Three Fifths Compromise
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Senate is the Three Fifths Compromise
Literally barring anyone who served this shit from jobs in the government, the post office, schools, and probably some other areas is not the moderate position, but a rather generous concession.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Literally barring anyone who served this shit from jobs in the government, the post office, schools, and probably some other areas is not the moderate position, but a rather generous concession.
Reposted by Eve Revan
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
There’s paint on my hands. I can’t explain how it feels to be washing paint off my hands. Remember when you were in school and sometimes you’d paint stuff?
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There’s paint on my hands. I can’t explain how it feels to be washing paint off my hands. Remember when you were in school and sometimes you’d paint stuff?
Weirdest part of my day is when I have 20 or 30 minutes sometimes where I can’t be useful in a classroom, and I’m done with my paperwork, but I don’t want to do nothing while I’m at work, so I look at the ocean and aura farm teenagers back to class. Life is long and complicated
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Weirdest part of my day is when I have 20 or 30 minutes sometimes where I can’t be useful in a classroom, and I’m done with my paperwork, but I don’t want to do nothing while I’m at work, so I look at the ocean and aura farm teenagers back to class. Life is long and complicated
Oh no! I’m taking a fat shit in another department’s faculty restroom, and someone else walked in
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh no! I’m taking a fat shit in another department’s faculty restroom, and someone else walked in
Jesus Christ. I thought the kid saying “I cast testicular torsion” was uncomfortable (this is a school, man)… I didn’t realize how funny I would find it when he did it to the trans boy. I spent a solid five minutes making trans jokes with this guy while my oblivious dude keeps going.
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jesus Christ. I thought the kid saying “I cast testicular torsion” was uncomfortable (this is a school, man)… I didn’t realize how funny I would find it when he did it to the trans boy. I spent a solid five minutes making trans jokes with this guy while my oblivious dude keeps going.
Taking a break at work. Cool breeze and the shade of a tree. I can see the ocean. I hear birds. There are cars and trucks near enough that I can hear their presence but only vaguely. It’s nice
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Taking a break at work. Cool breeze and the shade of a tree. I can see the ocean. I hear birds. There are cars and trucks near enough that I can hear their presence but only vaguely. It’s nice
Heck yeah. Made it all the way home without having to put the top up. Not excited for the rain tomorrow
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Heck yeah. Made it all the way home without having to put the top up. Not excited for the rain tomorrow
Oh I have a bigger paper to write this week than last week? I like how much less stress school work gives me now that I’ve been doing it for a few years and also with the other side of classrooms too. I think I’m going to slow the college schedule back down after this semester though.
October 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh I have a bigger paper to write this week than last week? I like how much less stress school work gives me now that I’ve been doing it for a few years and also with the other side of classrooms too. I think I’m going to slow the college schedule back down after this semester though.
Resting my legs because I hurt myself doing teenager level physical activity so much is a great idea until I remember that the majority of it is not actually voluntary lol. My thighs were already sore. Did we really need to sprint up all those stairs and all the way across campus?
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Resting my legs because I hurt myself doing teenager level physical activity so much is a great idea until I remember that the majority of it is not actually voluntary lol. My thighs were already sore. Did we really need to sprint up all those stairs and all the way across campus?
I was worried that therapeutic ass whoopin’ class would be just that. I needed to get certified so I can worry less about legal liability next time I follow a kid over the fence. It was nice that the trainers were who they were and teach with my exact philosophy though.
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I was worried that therapeutic ass whoopin’ class would be just that. I needed to get certified so I can worry less about legal liability next time I follow a kid over the fence. It was nice that the trainers were who they were and teach with my exact philosophy though.
Finally working on this paper that I’ve been procrastinating on because I do not practice what I teach (hey, hypocrisy is just an aspirational ethic) and I was starting to stress out. Realized I’m looking at it single spaced and now I’m almost done.
October 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Finally working on this paper that I’ve been procrastinating on because I do not practice what I teach (hey, hypocrisy is just an aspirational ethic) and I was starting to stress out. Realized I’m looking at it single spaced and now I’m almost done.
Changing my political affiliation to Anti Badguy Action. We’re antiba now.
What’s that? I’m hearing that the government is cracking down on people who are anti bad? Shit. Better get right with Evil Jesus.
What’s that? I’m hearing that the government is cracking down on people who are anti bad? Shit. Better get right with Evil Jesus.
October 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Changing my political affiliation to Anti Badguy Action. We’re antiba now.
What’s that? I’m hearing that the government is cracking down on people who are anti bad? Shit. Better get right with Evil Jesus.
What’s that? I’m hearing that the government is cracking down on people who are anti bad? Shit. Better get right with Evil Jesus.
I fixed the Switch, so I don’t have to take it to get fixed, which is great, because I’m fucking terrible at doing things
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I fixed the Switch, so I don’t have to take it to get fixed, which is great, because I’m fucking terrible at doing things
Yesterday is still a superposition of Good Day or Not. Mr. Work had a rough one, but he leaned into it. We’ll see how it worked out
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yesterday is still a superposition of Good Day or Not. Mr. Work had a rough one, but he leaned into it. We’ll see how it worked out
I mean, it wasn’t a Bad Day, but it wasn’t that great either. Maybe I’m just tired. I did fine and great today. Mr. Work was disappointing. I was disappointed. I can try again tomorrow. I’ll try a different avenue of attack. I think this might be the flashing red spot. It also might be impossible.
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I mean, it wasn’t a Bad Day, but it wasn’t that great either. Maybe I’m just tired. I did fine and great today. Mr. Work was disappointing. I was disappointed. I can try again tomorrow. I’ll try a different avenue of attack. I think this might be the flashing red spot. It also might be impossible.