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Eel
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When the world gets maddingly polite, think of me, Will, a rude bitch.
THIS SHITASS FILM BUSINESS CLASS IS SO PRO AI IM GOING TO HURL SOMEONE INTO THE SUN
March 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY THIS WEEK THIS IS INSANE BRO

WE WIN THESEEEEEEEEE
January 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
January 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
UHGHHH I NEED TO REVISE A SCREENPLAY TODAY I HATE WRITING FOR AN ASSIGNMENT I HATE IT I HATE IT RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I use Bluesky desktop so little that when I type in the URL, it autofills to include a query for "nightwing" because that's the ONLY thing I've ever on searched on desktop. Carefully baskspace to enter only bsky.app bc f u you don't know me bluesky.

I scroll bluesky.

I type "nightwing" in search.
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Enjoy the contextless dnd art, fuckers
January 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
löng
January 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Being a mediocre designer is funny because I know enough about design to be competent but not enough to know precisely why I don't fuck with a design decision so I will periodically look away for five minutes and then look back at my document to see if it sparks joy, then change accordingly
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reaching levels of pretension so concentrated that I will turn into a neutron star just you wait I WILL find a way to name drop Beethoven in a what was originally supposed to be a crack treated seriously one-shot BUT HERE WE ARE WITH 23 PLANNED CHAPTERS FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE
January 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
MY MOTHER STRESSES ME THE *FUCK* OUT TELL ME WHY I WAS TWO TOWNS OVER WITH HER CAR AND I SEE THE OIL PRESSURE LIGHT TURN ON IM GONNA
December 23, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Teen Titans Go will make anything canon I swear. What do you mean Riddler’s wiki says that Two-Face is his lover.
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Having a tech-illiterate parent is so stressful dog I am getting HEATED looking over her Paypal transactions. My poor mother’s been getting SCAMMED for MONTHS i FEAR what this’ll be like when she’s 70 oh my god
December 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM