Eel
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When the world gets maddingly polite, think of me, Will, a rude bitch.
Reviewing my notes for an exam and I forgot I wrote down every quotable thing he said so here are some highlights:
“If I had a brain, I’d be dangerous.”
(After Spring Break) “Be honest, who was arrested this week?”
“I spent a lot of time cooking in the 18th century.”
“If I had a brain, I’d be dangerous.”
(After Spring Break) “Be honest, who was arrested this week?”
“I spent a lot of time cooking in the 18th century.”
April 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reviewing my notes for an exam and I forgot I wrote down every quotable thing he said so here are some highlights:
“If I had a brain, I’d be dangerous.”
(After Spring Break) “Be honest, who was arrested this week?”
“I spent a lot of time cooking in the 18th century.”
“If I had a brain, I’d be dangerous.”
(After Spring Break) “Be honest, who was arrested this week?”
“I spent a lot of time cooking in the 18th century.”
What the fuck is wrestling even about bro
March 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What the fuck is wrestling even about bro
NileRed should drop the video on how to DIY manufacture T and E
March 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
NileRed should drop the video on how to DIY manufacture T and E
THIS SHITASS FILM BUSINESS CLASS IS SO PRO AI IM GOING TO HURL SOMEONE INTO THE SUN
March 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THIS SHITASS FILM BUSINESS CLASS IS SO PRO AI IM GOING TO HURL SOMEONE INTO THE SUN
Being a WWE fan who watched Peacemaker must be wild rn
March 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Being a WWE fan who watched Peacemaker must be wild rn
Fuck I forgot how good Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is in the later episodes
February 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Fuck I forgot how good Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is in the later episodes
Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike American Beauty
February 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike American Beauty
My group mates are so fucking stupid oh my god
February 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My group mates are so fucking stupid oh my god
Let it be known that I’d 100% change my name to Robin if one of my family members wasn’t already named that
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Let it be known that I’d 100% change my name to Robin if one of my family members wasn’t already named that
Don’t tell my players this but I’m playing Borderlands again and man I hate hate hate when there’s a line-up of characters with Gimmicks and the ONLY woman on the team’s power is being attractive fml. Can a man be dubbed “The Siren” for once? And can the woman be The Soldier, or ANYTHING else?? Man
February 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Don’t tell my players this but I’m playing Borderlands again and man I hate hate hate when there’s a line-up of characters with Gimmicks and the ONLY woman on the team’s power is being attractive fml. Can a man be dubbed “The Siren” for once? And can the woman be The Soldier, or ANYTHING else?? Man
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*standing on the Las Vegas strip, wearing a clown suit* of course, yes, I'm staying at the Balatro
February 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
*standing on the Las Vegas strip, wearing a clown suit* of course, yes, I'm staying at the Balatro
Y’know what. I think I’d gladly go through the Ric Grayson arc again to get this kind of Talon Dick art and I do not say this lightly
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Y’know what. I think I’d gladly go through the Ric Grayson arc again to get this kind of Talon Dick art and I do not say this lightly
TF2 fandom so funny I see a tweet like “Spy only has false teeth do you think his originals were all weird and buckteeth like Scout’s are” and all of the comments were some variation of Toony Toons character finding someone attractive honks panting and wolf whistles over this old man
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
TF2 fandom so funny I see a tweet like “Spy only has false teeth do you think his originals were all weird and buckteeth like Scout’s are” and all of the comments were some variation of Toony Toons character finding someone attractive honks panting and wolf whistles over this old man
Saw this guy with a blue sweatshirt that just said “COLLEGE” in big impact font and nothing else and it might be my favorite shirt ever. 19-2000 by Gorillaz started playing the moment I saw it and it could not have matched the vibe better
February 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Saw this guy with a blue sweatshirt that just said “COLLEGE” in big impact font and nothing else and it might be my favorite shirt ever. 19-2000 by Gorillaz started playing the moment I saw it and it could not have matched the vibe better
It's funny how I've facilitated almost *mutual* parasocial relationships between friends of mine. I talk about y'all to each other so much both ways, it's funny.
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It's funny how I've facilitated almost *mutual* parasocial relationships between friends of mine. I talk about y'all to each other so much both ways, it's funny.
I can’t be friends with my gym buddy anymore bro I found out he was listening to Sun Tzu’s The Art of War for the entire workout
January 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I can’t be friends with my gym buddy anymore bro I found out he was listening to Sun Tzu’s The Art of War for the entire workout
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Just sent out thedeadairchannel014, the latest edition of my newsletter. It's a bit of a yawp, but it's a time for yawping.
Also featuring Batman, Nightwing, & Cyberpunk.
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Skipped last week's newsletter as I really hit a point where I had to take "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" to heart. I opened Microsoft Word to start composing a rough draft, and...
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January 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just sent out thedeadairchannel014, the latest edition of my newsletter. It's a bit of a yawp, but it's a time for yawping.
Also featuring Batman, Nightwing, & Cyberpunk.
If you aren't subscribed, you can check it out here:
thedeadairchannel.ghost.io/thedeadairch...
Also featuring Batman, Nightwing, & Cyberpunk.
If you aren't subscribed, you can check it out here:
thedeadairchannel.ghost.io/thedeadairch...
Worst thing you can do to me is share a google doc link and not give me viewing perms. Fuck’s sake bro
January 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Worst thing you can do to me is share a google doc link and not give me viewing perms. Fuck’s sake bro
EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY THIS WEEK THIS IS INSANE BRO
WE WIN THESEEEEEEEEE
WE WIN THESEEEEEEEEE
January 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY THIS WEEK THIS IS INSANE BRO
WE WIN THESEEEEEEEEE
WE WIN THESEEEEEEEEE
Just downloaded Balatro. More updates to come.
January 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just downloaded Balatro. More updates to come.
How do you even follow tags on this fucken thing
January 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How do you even follow tags on this fucken thing
UHGHHH I NEED TO REVISE A SCREENPLAY TODAY I HATE WRITING FOR AN ASSIGNMENT I HATE IT I HATE IT RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
UHGHHH I NEED TO REVISE A SCREENPLAY TODAY I HATE WRITING FOR AN ASSIGNMENT I HATE IT I HATE IT RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I use Bluesky desktop so little that when I type in the URL, it autofills to include a query for "nightwing" because that's the ONLY thing I've ever on searched on desktop. Carefully baskspace to enter only bsky.app bc f u you don't know me bluesky.
I scroll bluesky.
I type "nightwing" in search.
I scroll bluesky.
I type "nightwing" in search.
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I use Bluesky desktop so little that when I type in the URL, it autofills to include a query for "nightwing" because that's the ONLY thing I've ever on searched on desktop. Carefully baskspace to enter only bsky.app bc f u you don't know me bluesky.
I scroll bluesky.
I type "nightwing" in search.
I scroll bluesky.
I type "nightwing" in search.
Enjoy the contextless dnd art, fuckers
January 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Enjoy the contextless dnd art, fuckers