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lieutenant dumbass reporting for duty
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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So there’s another fuckin thing I gotta deal with
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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BlueSky’s discovery feed
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
intentionally missing deadlines at work so I can send this to my coworkers
Because 73+ million of us are gonna have lots of use for this:
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 AM
stockpiling diet coke and grape seed oil like a conservative at the gun shop after they see a peaceful protest on the news from a city they don’t live in
November 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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If you are in your 30’s and your inner circle isn’t discussing:

-Shit posting on BlueSky
-Where to find shit posters on BlueSky
-Northern Lion clips

Then it’s time to find a new circle. Your network is your net worth
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
like for a tbh
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM