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Evan Sutton
@evansutton.bsky.social
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Han Shot first. Making trouble @ Firekit Campaigns and baking pie. Formerly AFT, New Organizing, Obama '08. It's good to punch Nazis. firekitcampaigns.com
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Imagine being Gavin Newsom and thinking the way you win the Democratic nomination in 2028 is to get on stage and yuk it up with all these straight up fascists.
Tweet from Andrew Ross Sorkin listing the Dealbook Summit attendees which includes Gavin alongside a whole who's who of the fascist favorites, including Erikkka "I'm getting stuffed like a sofa" Kirk, Scott Bessent, David "I'm gonna buy all the media" Ellison, Larry "Everything Elon Does Is The Best" Fink, and Alex "I've Got a Program To Help Round Up Your Enemies" Karp.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Even the dude who thinks we should try to win Elon back gets it. #SchumerGottaGo
Tweet from Ro Khanna after Senate Dems caved for nothing that reads Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
Donnie dipshit between the announcers in the Fox booth on November 9, record 40th day of the GOP shutdown
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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When you see what you want, you go out and get it
Photo of Erikkka Kirk wearing a suit that looks like the upholstery of a leather sofa with all those little button things. Text reads "Erika Kirk changing up her wardrobe for some reason 🤔"
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Eddie is very excited for NYC results to come in
An adorable black and white doodle smiling with his tongue out
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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That nepo baby is all hat, no cattle
He graduated from Stilwell High School in Stilwell, Oklahoma.[8] He attended Missouri Valley College in 1996, but did not graduate.[3] In 1997, at age 20, Mullin took over his father's business, Mullin Plumbing, when his father fell ill.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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They'll be staying with their girlfriends in Canada while they get back on their feet.

The desperation is getting comical.
Screenshot of a sweaty ass post from ny post that reads Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I'll take "things that absolutely didn't happen and never will " for $1000, Alex 🙄
Screenshot of article from Yahoo finance with image of turd sniffer Sam Altman grinning like he just sniffed a fresh turd and the headline "Sam Altman says OpenAI’s revenue is ‘well more’ than reports of $13 billion a year and hints it could hit $100 billion by 2027"
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Eddie is extra cute this morning and demanded that I let you know. Ignore my floordrobe
Adorable black and white Aussie doodle smiling and/or yawning
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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These are literally the people who lost the 2024 election by putting Tim Walz on ice and having Kamala prance around with Liz Cheney and talk about her guns. GTFO, man. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
It features input from a who’s who of top Democratic consultants — including David Axelrod; James Carville; David Plouffe, a top adviser to former Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign; Lis Smith; and former Biden White House spokesperson Andrew Bates — as well as analysts and strategists like Nate Silver, Sarah Longwell and former Rep. Cheri Bustos of Illinois.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I appreciate that this story about the horror unleashed on Chicago and the courage of local residents is punctuated with moments like this appropriately savage takedown of costumed crusader Greg Bovino newrepublic.com/article/2023...
Screenshot from article reading Kids dressed in Halloween costumes walking to a parade do not pose an immediate threat to the safety of a law enforcement officer,” U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis told Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino, a man who hates Halloween for children but loves to cosplay for work every day, in a hearing Tuesday. “You can’t use riot-control weapons against them,” she continued. “These kids, you can imagine their sense of safety was shattered on Saturday. And it’s going to take a long time for that to come back, if ever.” The Bovino dis is highlighted
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Looks like the Tesla subreddit culture is about as committed to freedom of speech as their dork fuhrer #teslatakedown www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
See post in link
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Is this the single funniest political endorsement opener of all time? It just might be
Screenshot from The Stranger Senate Joint Resolution No. 8201 Vote Yes You’re in your late 30s to early 40s. Your back pain is manageable, but worsening daily. You think good music ended in 1997. The Reaper is coming for you. It won’t be long before Crocodile shows and craft cocktails are but a twilit memory, and your life revolves around the coming void. This slow decline will be expensive for you, or the cost will rest on the shoulders of your incorrigible, brainrotted children and their AI polycule. You should know. Your parents are dying right now and you’re dealing with it. (Your human polycule has been no help. We could’ve told you that.)
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This is at least the third fake "Kelce defends Bad Bunny" post I've seen. I get a ton of fake AI generated stories about celebrities doing things that would make someone with my beliefs feel positively about them. Do conservatives get the same crap but tailored for them? Do they get AI rage bait?
Photo of Jason Kelce with an obviously bullshit quote he never said that reads "if Bad Bunny doesn't belong at the Super Bowl, maybe the folks crying about it don't belong in a country built on freedom, diversity and rhythm. Y'all scared of reggaeton but not instructions?"
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I also got 7/16 because people are fucking nuts. Take this person, for example. (Yes, sorry, I'm spoiling this question.) People are not rational, most don't vote based on policy or anything other than a gut feeling about one candidate and it's not always the one they vote for
This fucking crackpot thinks gay people should be able to get married, women should be allowed to have abortions and favors tougher environmental laws but voted for Donald fucking Trump
October 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I mean c'mon this shit is 🔥
Poster of John Elway circa 1988 in the Broncos old white home uni. The classic blue helmet with the orange D. Jerseys and pants are white, the numbers are blue with orange outline, and the pants, socks and sleeves have orange and blue stripes. Such a good look.
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I'm not generally paranoid but the first 3 entries on this list of people who looked me up on LinkedIn feels ominous 🤨
LinkedIn search results showing I was looked up by Arabian Rig Manufacturing Bosch Rexroth automation machinery manufacturing Us Navy Select medical University of Lincoln
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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And to be super clear, this isn't going to poison Trump's fancy friends. This isn't a high-end country club. They're dumping it on a public golf course that's frequented by working class folks and sits right on the Potomac river. It's got a mini-golf course that families come to play on.
Google maps image showing the location of the East Potomac Links, which sits on an island in the Potomac river just south of the National Mall.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Imagine being this desperate to lick boots 🤣
Screenshot showing the preview for an upcoming episode of "better bad ideas with Sean O'Brien" showing a picture of the titular host looking like a penis with a face and his amazing guest, the one and only disgraced governor of New York and soon to be two time mayoral loser Andrew fucking Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Confused by this pic? No, it's not about @flyingwithsara.bsky.social. Here in Seattle, we're cursed with the Bad Sara Nelson. It's not just annoying to those of us who love the real Sara Nelson, it's terrible for Seattle! Let's make the bad Sara Nelson irrelevant, Seattle! Vote Dionne Foster!
A lady with glasses in some kind of children's outdoor play space is speaking to the camera and text on the screen reads "Sara Nelson tried to roll back wages." Vote for Dionne Foster and make Bad Sara Nelson irrelevant
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Greetings from Seattle! Frogs together strong ✊
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Joined the frog brigade at #nokings Seattle to spread the word that it's time to show T-Mobile that working with Trump and enriching Musk has consequences. #teslatakedown #BoycottTmobile
Me in an inflatable frog costume with a giant sign that says "the t in T-Mobile stands for Trump Tmobileboycott.org
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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And if being galvanized and inspired by Mamdani's run isn't enough, tune in for some incredible shaming of the pathetic Dems like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social who still refuse to endorse the Democratic nominee in their own city or even talk about why archive.is/1ZNA1
screenshot from article reading I never did get to talk with Jeffries about Mamdani. Several phone calls to his team soon turned to voice mail messages that went unanswered. In October I told Jeffries’s staff that I would have to write that he avoided talking about Mamdani for months. There was still no response. Schumer and Gillibrand each declined an interview request.
October 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I'm not much interested in defending Sean Duffy, but language evolves. If you want to get mad at people for "misusing" the phrase "beg the question" perhaps start with the person who translated the phrase into English so poorly that the common understanding of the phrase was essentially inevitable 🤷‍♂️
Screenshot from Miriam Webster Dot com that reads Origin of Beg the Question Beg the question is a phrase from formal logic. We have Aristotle to thank for it—or, actually, an anonymous 16th century translator who took Aristotle's phrase petitio principii and rendered it in English as "beg the question." A better translation would have been "assume the conclusion," as linguist Mark Liberman at Language Log explains; petitio principii is used to name the logical fallacy in which an argument assumes the very thing it's trying to prove. Here's an example:
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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No falsehoods detected
Photo of a police barricade on 6th Ave in Manhattan that says "police line do not cross nypd" but some enterprising individual has painted over the letter n
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM