Evan Stoner
@evanstoner.com
Social media unenthusiast, KidLit author
Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.
you can imagine how I snorted when I expanded this
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you can imagine how I snorted when I expanded this
there’s a lot to unpack here even in just the upper left hand corner. this groundbreaking work plainly demonstrates that autisms are stored in the face
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
there’s a lot to unpack here even in just the upper left hand corner. this groundbreaking work plainly demonstrates that autisms are stored in the face
Meanwhile, on etymonline
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Meanwhile, on etymonline
Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now
Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s bar.
And that has made all the difference.
And that has made all the difference.
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s bar.
And that has made all the difference.
And that has made all the difference.
Good news, the New York Times’s style manual is the same as Gus’s
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Good news, the New York Times’s style manual is the same as Gus’s
Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.
July 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.
Congratulations to Hawaii for still having one hour of Evan Stoner Day to enjoy this year.
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look forward to next year.
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look forward to next year.
April 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Congratulations to Hawaii for still having one hour of Evan Stoner Day to enjoy this year.
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look forward to next year.
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look forward to next year.
I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
March 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
now that’s what I call a sandwich
February 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
now that’s what I call a sandwich
These Times are making comedy obsolete.
February 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
These Times are making comedy obsolete.
There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.
February 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.
It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.
February 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.
You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.
January 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.
When I finally write my management book, it’s going to have covers two inches thick, and inside will only be a single page glossy photograph of this.
January 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
When I finally write my management book, it’s going to have covers two inches thick, and inside will only be a single page glossy photograph of this.