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[they are bread, and hammer]
they are bread, and hammer
they are bread, and hammer
February 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
[they are bread, and hammer]
they are bread, and hammer
they are bread, and hammer
[“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase]
“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase
“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
[“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase]
“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase
“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase
[Canadian bus.]
Canadian bus.
Canadian bus.
January 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
[Canadian bus.]
Canadian bus.
Canadian bus.
[The optimal Yelp review.]
The optimal Yelp review.
The optimal Yelp review.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 AM
[The optimal Yelp review.]
The optimal Yelp review.
The optimal Yelp review.
[Truncated to clarify the editorial position.]
Truncated to clarify the editorial position.
Truncated to clarify the editorial position.
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
[Truncated to clarify the editorial position.]
Truncated to clarify the editorial position.
Truncated to clarify the editorial position.
[HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT OUR INSANE CLOWN POSSES]
HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT OUR INSANE CLOWN POSSES
HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT OUR INSANE CLOWN POSSES
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
[HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT OUR INSANE CLOWN POSSES]
HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT OUR INSANE CLOWN POSSES
HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT OUR INSANE CLOWN POSSES
[Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.]
Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.
Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
[Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.]
Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.
Looks like it’s time for another Old World Christmas.
[Meanwhile, on etymonline]
Meanwhile, on etymonline
Meanwhile, on etymonline
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[Meanwhile, on etymonline]
Meanwhile, on etymonline
Meanwhile, on etymonline
[Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now]
Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now
Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
[Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now]
Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now
Hearing my kid coordinate with the other 8th graders via her watch right now
[Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s bar.
And that has made all the difference.]
Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
And that has made all the difference.]
Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
[Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s bar.
And that has made all the difference.]
Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
And that has made all the difference.]
Six years ago today, I accepted a slice of “jello shot birthday cake” from some rando at a longshoreman’s […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
[FINALLY, I CAN REST.]
FINALLY, I CAN REST.
FINALLY, I CAN REST.
August 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
[FINALLY, I CAN REST.]
FINALLY, I CAN REST.
FINALLY, I CAN REST.
[Majestic]
Majestic
Majestic
July 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
[Majestic]
Majestic
Majestic
[Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.]
Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.
Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.
July 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.]
Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.
Someday I will try the chicken bake. But today…is not that day.
[“Let them eat death.”]
“Let them eat death.”
“Let them eat death.”
May 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
[“Let them eat death.”]
“Let them eat death.”
“Let them eat death.”
[Congratulations to Hawaii for still having one hour of Evan Stoner Day to enjoy this year.
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
April 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
[Congratulations to Hawaii for still having one hour of Evan Stoner Day to enjoy this year.
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
For the rest of us, living in benighted regions where this joyous day has passed, think fondly of the unity we felt, the orgiastic celebrations we organized, and look […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
[I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.]
I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.
I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
[I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.]
I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.
I couldn’t even get to where you could see the protest proper, so please enjoy this bucolic photo of the nearby environs.
[You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate]
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
March 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
[You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate]
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
[now that’s what I call a sandwich]
now that’s what I call a sandwich
now that’s what I call a sandwich
February 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[now that’s what I call a sandwich]
now that’s what I call a sandwich
now that’s what I call a sandwich
[These Times are making comedy obsolete.]
These Times are making comedy obsolete.
These Times are making comedy obsolete.
February 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
[These Times are making comedy obsolete.]
These Times are making comedy obsolete.
These Times are making comedy obsolete.
[There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.]
There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.
There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.
February 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
[There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.]
There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.
There’s a pizza party in my mouth, and nobody is invited. Because the pizza isn’t very good, and neither is the party.
[It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.]
It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.]
It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
February 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.]
It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
For example, mine all involve liquids. So I can still enjoy them when I’m too old to chew.]
It’s good to pick hobbies that you can enjoy for a lifetime.
For example, mine all involve liquids. So […]
[Original post on evanstoner.com]
[You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.]
You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.
You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.
January 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
[You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.]
You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.
You want the good ramen? First you must face the ultimate challenge.
[Stealth Aquaman]
Stealth Aquaman
Stealth Aquaman
January 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
[Stealth Aquaman]
Stealth Aquaman
Stealth Aquaman
[Kirk Management Tips]
Kirk Management Tips
Kirk Management Tips
January 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
[Kirk Management Tips]
Kirk Management Tips
Kirk Management Tips