Evan Brewer
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Evan Brewer
@evanparameter.bsky.social
Hamburger enthusiast.
Drummer in Defektors.
More like yawntrepreneur.
August 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Whoever last said they were King Shit of Fuck Mountain must be having the longest reign ever.
June 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Burning Adrenochrome
December 28, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Groo Diamond Phillips
August 23, 2023 at 11:15 PM
I’ll eat a sleeve of Premium Plus crackers just to get to the crumb/salt mixture at the bottom of the bag.
Hey what’s the most distressing food that you fuckin love?
July 26, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Pinot Gwar.
July 26, 2023 at 1:23 PM