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Evan
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☕ About 14% tea at any given time.
🐈‍⬛ Cat dad.
🥘 Curious home cook.
💻 Software dev and data engineer for fun and profit.
🏳️‍🌈 Accomplice. He/him.
BREAKING: Hegseth’s search history revealed
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
April 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@reckless.bsky.social I’ll just leave this here.
February 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Love is a pan of mac and cheese. 🧀😍🍽️
February 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
TIL Zac Efron was in Firefly 🤯

How did I not know this??
February 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Void watching over the snow
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Imma go to bed, but Batman wanted me to say to you all. #catsofbluesky #fedicats
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
/2 Once you have downloaded and unzipped the data, use something that can parse JSON (in the video I’m using an app called Jayson) and get the list of UserNames from Activity > Following List > Following > UserName.
January 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If you’re like me and you want a list of people you follow on TikTok so you can find them on Bluesky or other apps, you can download your TikTok user data (check the video; use JSON). /1
January 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
🍽️ Lunch today: stupidly easy spicy peanut noodles. 😋

• Noodles (I had rice ones)
• spoonful or two of crunchy pb
• same amt of rice vinegar
• same amt of soy sauce
• half a spoon of chili crunch
• 3-4 spoons of noodle water
• peanuts and cilantro
January 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@theverge.com So when are y’all going to add Bluesky to your website social links? 🦋

Currently 3/5 of your “Follow Us” platform links are owned by one company…
December 16, 2024 at 5:17 PM
“And that’s when Evan yeeted his phone across the room.”

See? Is too a word…
December 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Cold weather comfort food: Sopa de Conchas (or as my wife calls it, Mexican Minestrone 🤣). 🍜🍽️
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Writing an introduction to a social media site feels very 2004, so here's a picture of my cat, taken as I write this.
November 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM