Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin
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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin
@evanlarkin.bsky.social
Ghost ship on the loose.

3 degrees from Kevin Bacon.
Super excited to say that after a long hiatus, I’m going to be returning to streaming after Christmas!
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think I know why general tso’s popcorn isn’t a thing
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s still funny to me that Nidoran is the only pokemon that makes gender a central part of its identity.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I think it’s kind of funny that just like 20 years ago, you can tell if a game is going to be good or not based whether they use their own soundtrack or a licensed song in the commercial.
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My wife died.

According to the mortgage company.

Weird phone call to get given that she just pulled into the garage.
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m 37 and I still love Pokemon. Gimme a kid and I will dress its room in Swablu.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I took Paxil this morning and since have felt HORRIBLE.

Other than that, no feelings.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Send me your warhammer paintings. This is for my wife.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you’re opening a clothing store, feel free to call it “Clothes to Perfection.”
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Waiting patiently for Trader Joe’s two-buck Chuck version of THC drinks
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
No picture, but I got to watch a belted kingfisher today. In Apple Valley of all places!
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Got a new Stetson and couldn’t be happier with it.
September 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Working on becoming a robocop
September 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Figured it was a good day to hit up a subculture I know literally nothing about
September 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Turner classic movies? i hardly know her classic movies
September 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Check this out. Big grasshopper with a chunk out of its head going in circles. Looks like it’s been doing it so long that the leg on the outside of the turn is getting damaged. Nature is terrifying.
September 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Counted 19 monarchs on a less than 1.5 mile walk. That felt nice. Note honey bee in the center too.
September 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bratwurst is a coping mechanism for adults not willing to accept that hot dogs are better, but too small.
September 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin
More like Writer S. Thompson

(i learn that he was also an avid hunter)

More like Hunter S. Writer
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When life gets you down, take a deep breath (you bisexual disaster).
September 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I know it’s a few years old but for the same price you can get a Honda Motoprimo instead of a new phone.
September 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Linda Tirado.
September 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Found a bat
September 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I can’t really justify this, but I’ve always felt like Seth McFarlane is the primetime TV version of Elon Musk and I just have to get it out there.
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM