Rough week.

I modeled and printed a whole set five years ago (but never got around to making a board).

Would watch a series about this team, for real.

I guess don’t tell them about the time Bond was 58 in one movie and then 41 in the next.

Or Scottish and then Australian.

Or brunette for four decades and then blond.

Or

Halloween is not very busy in my neighborhood, which is why everyone gets a handful of candy.

See also The Abominable Dr. Phibes (a Saw precursor!) where he represents the pestilence of livestock from Exodus by catapulting a brass unicorn head into a guy from across the street.

This has been More Information Than You Required.

They're absolutely going for camp, and I appreciate that. It's a brilliant movie in the unsung "Meticulously planned murders with a unified theme" subgenre that Seven kinda sucked all the fun out of.

He is, BUT he didn't have to do that thing with his hand.

So it's more of a delivery choice.

I love it other than a super-unfortunate word choice in that very scene.

Theatre of Blood?!

Coyotes is not an otherwise good movie that happens to contain some generated things, like Late Night With the Devil. It's a mediocre movie that becomes a bad movie because its creators chose convenience over art.

I allege.

All of this is to say: If you can't be bothered to make your movie — if you phone in things like WALL ART, which should be fun and provide great opportunities to subtly define and explain characters — why should you expect anyone to watch it?

It's not just the coyotes. All the art on every wall in every house looks generated. I think these are supposed to be movie posters, but none of them are the right size or proportions.