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Evan Killham
@evankillham.bsky.social
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Extra Lifer, streamer, 3D printer-er. He/him.

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The season of the Squorb has arrived.
An absolute unit of a red squirrel sitting on a fence and eating something.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Rough week.
Shelby Oaks ** Frankenstein **** 1/2 The Visitor 1/2 Spin the Bottlr 1/2
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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It’s her birthday.
Evan is sitting in his car at the drive-thru. Ellie is looking out the window. Foreground: an unseasoned beef patty from Freddy’s. In the background, Ellie, a small Chorkie, is waiting.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Two versions of a Canberry Sauce pin.
A flat 3D print of cranberry sauce in the shape of the can it arrived in. A 3D print of half a can of cranberry sauce, cut vertically
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I modeled and printed a whole set five years ago (but never got around to making a board).
A 3D-printed chess set. The pieces are blocky and angular and based on hexagons
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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It's not just the coyotes. All the art on every wall in every house looks generated. I think these are supposed to be movie posters, but none of them are the right size or proportions.
Justin Long and Kate Bosworth acting in front of an overheating computer's fever dream of a rumor of what movie posters would look like if you drew them with your eyes closed and didn't know what people looked like.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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This one just looks fucking ridiculous.
The coyote has no ears or neck or perhaps even a head, I dunno, it's a mouth and then some eyes and it looks like shit.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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The fur on the back is especially weird. Focus is focus, but that is for sure smudging because robots don't know shit.
Two bullshit, A.I. coyotes. Allegedly.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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When you've definitely seen a coyote with your human eyes.
Another computer's nonsense daydream about what it's calculated the average of several stolen videos of a coyote to be.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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First off, the movie is confident enough in its bullshit that it shows you a bunch of stock footage of actual, scrawny coyotes.

Then you see things like this. If it's CG, it's bad. But it for sure has that gen-A.I. tinge to it.
A "coyote" in COYOTES (2025). It is absolutely gen-A.I.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Felt compelled to model and print @gwenckatz.bsky.social’s Hop Frog from the weekend.
A print of a heroic frog in the style of the Barack Obama “Hope” art sitting on a 3D printer. The lighting is pretty bad, and it’s all black, but he’s a frog and it says “Hop”
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Asshole, you’re almost 30.
A quote snippet from Douglass, which says, “as a young person I have a duty to set a good example for others.”
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I just need everyone to understand that Ellie is a precious and sleepy baby.
A small Chorkie snoozing on a leather couch. She’s under a blanket like she’s people. You can’t hear it, but she is also snoring like a grampa.
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I’ve had a song stuck in my head for four days. I’ve started using another song as a ward against it.

This is my brain right now.
The two intractable assholes from Dr. Seuss’ The Zax
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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When your country does not have a gun problem.

“(#7 Will Make You Go, ‘Whaaaa?’”)
A snippet from CNN’s coverage of the church shooting in Michigan: “Looking back: Notable shooting attacks on US houses of worship.”
September 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Deathstalker is on it.
Daniel Bernhardt in the Deathstalker reboot. He is a huge man with long, brown hair, and he is holding a sword with like, one, two, three blades? Maybe four? The quadruple handguards also end in knives. This is so dangerous.
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I slow-cooked chicken.
Chicken legs and sauce in a slow cooker The chicken has come off the bone and is now sitting on top of toast, on a plate with some corn
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Wow. Imagine.
A snippet of the Wikipedia plot summary for the 1982 novel "The Running Man." The first sentence is, "In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles, and America has become a totalitarian dystopia."
September 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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The king is dead, etc.
A 1950s cuckoo clock with weights shaped like pine cones. You probably know the one.
August 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Baby’s first art show.
A buncha 3D-printed stuff on a table.
August 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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POV: You’re a raccoon person who found an alright office chair during a dog walk and are too lazy to go back for it later.
August 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Ran out of filament midprint with none to replace it, but at least it looks cool.
A half-printed dog shape. The gyroid infill is pretty neat, ngl
July 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Cute thing: Making bookends based on my dog.
Four pairs of upper and lower bookend pieces A loose assembly of the bookends. The wood parts meet at a right angle, and then a 3D-printed silhouette of a dog is peeking over the top.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Walgreens can't even spring for natural pee flavor smh
A splash image from a Walgreens mailer that says, "It's Mango Madness. (yess, that's a thing)." And then there's like mango lotion and gummy mango and mango multivitamins and mango-scented Lysol and apple mango strawberry baby food. Zooming in on the gummy mango, the multivitamins have blocked the label so it says "artificially flavored pee" instead of (now that I've looked it up) "artificially flavored peelable candy."
July 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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My “lumber is too long for my car” kit.
A tape measure, saw, carpenter pencil, and sharpener in the back of my car. I’ve marked the lumber, and it’s sticking out of the back of the hatch ready for cutting.
July 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM