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Evan J’Daté Kessler
@evanjkessler.bsky.social
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Here to make friends and find love and I'm all out of making friends. Comedian and host of "Won't You Be My Killer?" podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wont-you-be-my-killer/id1736422937
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9 parts into this project where I add something to this painting every day I’m home for my 47th year on this planet. I kinda love it, so far.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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It’s a little funny that a car with this license plate has a parking ticket.
A Mercedes with a license plate that reads “CRIIMNL.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Big news! The family hot sauce (my brother makes it) is on Oprah’s Favorite Things 2025! Check them out at SpringsFireplace.com
Screenshot from Oprah’s Favorite Things article of Springs Fireplace Hot Sauce with a trio of Tesuque, Aji Peach, and Aji Mango hot sauces.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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My annual birthday selfie. This year I made it special by leaning against a parking meter. Very natural.
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Anyone need a…
Shelf at Spirit Halloween with containers marked “Bottle of Blood.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Let’s turn this White House into a…
Photo of a Spirit Halloween store exterior
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Hey hotels, since when?!
The Holy Bible AND The Book OF Mormon in a hotel room drawer.
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Onesies 2 and 3 have dropped, but 2 is the real standout.
A onesie with a crudely drawn image of a dinosaur on it that reads “ my uncle thinks dinosaurs looked like this!” There are yellow arrows pointing at the dinosaurs. A onesie that reads, “Been There, Done That! *Actually, probably haven’t at this point.”
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Decorated a onesie for my nephew.
A baby onesie with “My Uncle Made Me This Onesie To Find Out Just How Many Words He Could Fit Onto A Baby” written on it. The back of the same onesie with “sure it’s a little bit of a vanity project if you ask me, but I’ll always be on the side of encouraging creativity!!! Okay. Good talk. Time to nap or eat. Can’t do much else” written on it.
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Ladies, get in line to find out if this is a good thing or a bad thing!
A screenshot from the Co-Star app that says, “anyone who falls in love with you will remember it for the rest of their life.”
October 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Okay, I’m on my 3rd painting in 3 weeks and still have no idea what I’m doing but at least I’m having fun.
September 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Wow, can't believe ABC/Disney would release this as their official statement on the Jimmy Kimmel decision. I don't want to read into anything, but it's kinda hard not to.
September 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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This might be the saddest title of a youtube video I've ever seen.
Youtube video title: "Why I lost all my friends when I started to paint watercolor online."
September 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I know it's annoying to compare the current state of things to Idiocracy, but this really makes me think of this.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho (Terry Crews) raising Joe/Not Sure's (Luke Wilson) hand in victory at the arena.
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A poster with a picture of a burger that says “Frosty Burger. It’s Ice Cream!”
September 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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LA Friends: If you have an Erewhon near you, I encourage you to go and buy some Springs Fireplace Hot Sauce made by my brother who is not on BlueSky.
A bottle of Springs Fireplace Aji Peach Hot Sauce in front of peaches. A pretty good picture if you ask me. Photo credit: Me. A bottle of Springs Fireplace Hot Sauce atop a sign that says “Caution! Hot!” but the sauce itself is not that hot. It’s got a little heat but it’s got great flavor.
June 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Timeline cleanse.
Some purple flowers. A good little squirrel eating a good little almond.
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Talk about living in a surveillance state.
Two food deliberately robots facing in my direction.
June 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Me, reading about sports right now:
“This is Fine” dog with a coffee mug in a room on fire meme.
June 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Ending my 5-year Duolingo streak tonight because I really dislike how the CEO talked about them leaning heavily into AI and I think these apps and their notifications and emails reminding us not to forget to pay attention to them is really intrusive and evil.
May 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Ok.
A screenshot of an NBC Sports headline that reads: “Roger Goodell: NFL Will Continue to Study Tush Push.”
May 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I’m pretty good at the dating apps.
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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New haircut for the Summer of Fascism!
May 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I have an 1800-day Duolingo streak. Is it too much to ask that goddamn owl to help me flee Fascism to a Spanish-speaking country? Not El Salvador though.
1800 Duolingo streak screen.
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I was on a hiking trail, listening to a song called “Bluebird” and I saw a “blue bird.” This means something?
A photo of a blue bird on top of a bush in Griffith Park. Screen shot of “Bluebird” by Kasey Chambers on Spotify app.
April 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM