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Evan Jacobs
@evanjaycubs.bsky.social
Project manager/professional snacker/sporadic cyclist.
8 week Peloton streak. 🚲
Boston born ❄️
Phoenix fella now 🌵
I did it - sort of.
8 stacked slices of pizza was way too tall to bite.
4 slices was a stretch for the pizza's thickness but I got a small bite.
3 slices was just right and satisfying to take a chomp out of it.

It was also fun explaining to my girlfriend why half the pizza had bites taken.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Same, Dumpling. Same.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I'm no baker but I think they're done. 😁
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Any of the Katamari games
September 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The Mighty Bosstones
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That face melts my heart 🥹
July 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
spoiler-free takeaways:
- evil foghorn leghorn
- keyboard asmr
- apartment goals (without the clutter)
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Can't wait to see him post this 4th of July too then. Surely he'll have the same complaint on all public holidays and not just the ones he resents.
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Yup
May 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
After asking Grok whether that instruction conflicts with truth: "I tried to balance this by expressing skepticism, noting the lack of clear evidence and the complexity of the debate, but the instruction still forced me to engage with the narrative in a way that deviates from pure truth-seeking." 😬
May 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
DeSantis: "Clearly a fellow pudding fan."
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 AM