Tacos for lunch and thai red curry for dinner. Not a single stain on my white shirt. Successful day.

My unhinged week plan:
Buy a pizza
Stack all of the slices
Unhinge jaw
Take one bite

This stomach bug put my resolution of a shart-free year at immediate jeopardy, but me and my pants made it through unscathed. 😅

Seeing food pics on my plates hits like seeing someone in public wearing my shirt.

Both have me wanting to throw that shirt/plate into the donation box.

It's not you. It's me.

My discover feed is mostly photos of pizza. I don't know why but I'm not mad about it.

Self care tip: It doesn't have to be your birthday. Treat yourself to a birthday waffle if it'll help you get through the week.

I'm almost done reading "The Long Walk" by Stephen King. The phrase "flapped obscenely" has been used no less than 3 times. I'd be okay with not hearing or reading that phrase again.

About to watch Copycat. Basic cable had it on repeat when I was in middle school. I forgot it existed until my Netflix recs said 'hey, remember this??'

All I remember is Ellen Ripley was a murder genius who was afraid to leave her home and that 90s piano guy was in it.

Let's see how it holds up.

Hoping all the Terries in my life stay safe this Fourth of July weekend.
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I recently chose to start working Sunday-Thursdays and it is honestly pretty great. I get so much done on Sundays while everyone else is offline, the rest of the week is mostly coasting.

My two resolutions will be vying for my free time. I want to read more fiction in 2025 and catch up on my video game backlog.
I'd like to give audiobooks another try. The last ones I tried were ruined by bad voice acting.

Me on my empty porch, watching the neighbors spend their New Year's Day taking down holiday decorations.

I don't know how I stumbled upon this, but I am ready to adopt it as my new identity. #saxophone #mom #addtocart

Inside a baked potato seems like a nice, cozy place to live.

Tip for Bluesky's onboarding: a one-question survey of cats, dogs, or both.

In the meantime, I'll be sitting here liking dog posts to correct the ratio on my discover page. 🐕

(No offense, cats.)

Dipping my toes in. Here for the pets, dumb jokes, gaming & science news, and positivity. 👋🏼