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Evan Jacobs
@evanjaycubs.bsky.social
Project manager/professional snacker/sporadic cyclist.
8 week Peloton streak. 🚲
Boston born ❄️
Phoenix fella now 🌵
Tacos for lunch and thai red curry for dinner. Not a single stain on my white shirt. Successful day.
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
My unhinged week plan:
Buy a pizza
Stack all of the slices
Unhinge jaw
Take one bite
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This stomach bug put my resolution of a shart-free year at immediate jeopardy, but me and my pants made it through unscathed. 😅
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Seeing food pics on my plates hits like seeing someone in public wearing my shirt.

Both have me wanting to throw that shirt/plate into the donation box.

It's not you. It's me.
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
My discover feed is mostly photos of pizza. I don't know why but I'm not mad about it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Self care tip: It doesn't have to be your birthday. Treat yourself to a birthday waffle if it'll help you get through the week.
Happy Birthday the the Guacoman! HE IS NINE YOU GUYS I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! My sweet brown boy 😭
September 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm almost done reading "The Long Walk" by Stephen King. The phrase "flapped obscenely" has been used no less than 3 times. I'd be okay with not hearing or reading that phrase again.
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
About to watch Copycat. Basic cable had it on repeat when I was in middle school. I forgot it existed until my Netflix recs said 'hey, remember this??'

All I remember is Ellen Ripley was a murder genius who was afraid to leave her home and that 90s piano guy was in it.

Let's see how it holds up.
July 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hoping all the Terries in my life stay safe this Fourth of July weekend.
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BACK UP TERRY MYSELF
YouTube video by Original Real Back up terry myself
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July 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I recently chose to start working Sunday-Thursdays and it is honestly pretty great. I get so much done on Sundays while everyone else is offline, the rest of the week is mostly coasting.
February 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My two resolutions will be vying for my free time. I want to read more fiction in 2025 and catch up on my video game backlog.
I'd like to give audiobooks another try. The last ones I tried were ruined by bad voice acting.
January 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Me on my empty porch, watching the neighbors spend their New Year's Day taking down holiday decorations.
a picture of a baby yoda with a caption that says it 's 1 in the morning and i 'm just
ALT: a picture of a baby yoda with a caption that says it 's 1 in the morning and i 'm just
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January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don't know how I stumbled upon this, but I am ready to adopt it as my new identity. #saxophone #mom #addtocart
November 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Inside a baked potato seems like a nice, cozy place to live.
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Tip for Bluesky's onboarding: a one-question survey of cats, dogs, or both.

In the meantime, I'll be sitting here liking dog posts to correct the ratio on my discover page. 🐕

(No offense, cats.)
November 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Dipping my toes in. Here for the pets, dumb jokes, gaming & science news, and positivity. 👋🏼
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM