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EVA Unit 1
@evangelionunit1.bsky.social
Originally started as an EVA parody account, now my main. I shitpost and comment NSFW.

MDNI
34/M/CIS/HET/Married. He/him but calling me a good girl hits buttons.

Boring AF but working on it. Kink friendly.
It's tragic that there are so many amazing individuals and people in the States, and that 77 million of their neighbors voted for this outcome. Talk about being on the wrong side of history here. I'm just hoping everyone manages to stay safe until a course correction happens.
January 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy to help lol. I would have loved this as a teenager too. I think I love it even more as an adult though since I can also appreciate how cheap all 3 items in it are, and it makes a great snack after the gym.
January 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Pfffft, I'm pretty sure the doctor I had a 5 minute phone call with who prescribed, literally, 1 drug per minute of the call knows me waaaaay better than I know myself.
January 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My first kiss with my wife was 19 years ago, I remember it like it was yesterday. Powerful, life changing moments never leave us.
January 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thank you! My cat thinks so too.
January 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by EVA Unit 1
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thank you! It took way longer than i thought it would. You can't tell from that picture but the top of each shelf is covered in carpet too!
January 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Both solid choices.
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
100%. Like damn, $4.99 plus tax for a large order of fries?! I can get a 10lb bag of russet potatoes for $4.49.
January 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely a fat ass glutton, but fast food is so damn expensive now that I just can't justify it.
January 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I don't think I've had fries since like, October, so that would be waaaaay easier lol.
January 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I wouldn't think the reaper would care whether your morning or night was good? I'd think the reaper would say "brutal morning" and "blood soaked night"
January 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm officially all out of ideas then.
January 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ssshhhhhhh, don't focus on the bad things. Have some Yuri.
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Angel with a shotgun is goated.
January 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Okay but there was a Rock Lee one set to animal I have become by three days grace that I still think about sometimes. Some of those AMV's went fucking hard.
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Damn, sure am glad I'm only 2 out of 3 there.
a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
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January 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
deadpool says go get him tiger in a scene
ALT: deadpool says go get him tiger in a scene
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January 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM