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Evan Diem Human Man
@evandiem.bsky.social
Your friend’s cool friend. The mind behind the “Evan Diem” family of products.
April 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me: I can’t wait to see what tagline you decided on for our restaurant

My business partner who is consistently trying and failing to hide the fact that he’s a vampire
March 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is this what they think is happening?
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I finally get why this song is so heartbreaking
February 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The last restaurant I ate at before the pandemic started is closing down this year. R.I.P.
January 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You know I had to do it to him
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Would you still love me?” A horror story
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Michael Myers Resplendent by @themountaingoats.bsky.social
November 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
How your email attempts to find me
November 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I was helping my friend Schrödinger move. I asked him what was in this box and he told me I do and don’t wanna know.
August 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Gotta be one of my favorite movies
July 27, 2023 at 4:41 PM
This is some of y’all
July 24, 2023 at 5:18 PM
This is some of y’all
July 24, 2023 at 5:18 PM
This is some of y’all
July 24, 2023 at 5:17 PM
This is some of y’all
July 24, 2023 at 5:17 PM
July 18, 2023 at 12:02 PM
July 12, 2023 at 8:10 PM
“Hey dude you gotta check out this band, they’re so cool”
July 11, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Just gonna start my time on Bluesky dumping all the best things I’ve made, for posterity
July 9, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Friday morning motivation 🙌🙌🙌
July 7, 2023 at 5:58 PM