Evan
evan10r.bsky.social
Evan
@evan10r.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As a Mariners fan, it hurt coming within eight outs of going to the World Series. I feel for Jays fans coming within two outs of winning the whole thing. What a crazy and exhilarating Series. Respect to all those Dodgers. “How can you not be romantic about baseball?”
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It has been the entire runtime of the Extended Edition of The Fellowship of the Ring since anyone scored a run in this game.
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Entrance of the Gods into Valhalla from Alien: Covenant
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So I shouldn’t tell you that Matilda is a rescue cat and Muñoz donates $200 to a cat shelter for each of his saves? (Even if that’s not enough for the whole Mariners team, you gotta love Andrés)
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Awww. So cute! Looks like a nice friend for Mariners relief pitcher Andres Muñoz’s cat, Matilda 😍 Andres leaves his TV on so Matilda can watch him play, like he did tonight when he helped secure the M’s win 🥰
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Surely this super poisonous frog is Lawful Evil
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hi from 7 minutes in the future 👋
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I feel like Robert Capa following the troops into Normandy
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was in the UK and they don’t have the brand Tylenol. I couldn’t remember the generic name so I had to basically tell a chemist “pill make head not hurt???”
September 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If words are so harmless then that’s what’s the harm in pointing out Charlie Kirk was a bad person?
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The $20 Etsy witch story is the most Seattle Mariners thing the Seattle Mariners have ever done
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Universal’s blu-rays go to a save screen after five minutes and it feels like that should be illegal? I need *at least* twenty minutes of menu time while I’m Doing Stuff before finally starting the movie.
September 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I like the idea of a mobile station. I’m thinking the Starfleet version of FEMA? A giant module that can settle onto a planet that’s experienced some major disaster.
August 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seething, throwing up with rage that the STAR TREK BEYOND appreciation post doesn’t have 22k likes
July 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just wait ‘til the sequel when Johnny Storm and Spidey become “roommates”
July 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
That prop is in a warehouse somewhere
July 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Probably even more profitable when you consider DVD and soundtrack sales, which would be essential purchases for many Stones fans.
July 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know we have to lower the bar A LOT when we call a politician “hot”…but godamn
July 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
He knew how to wear a suit, for sure
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Leia: Help me Obi Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan: my rates are 5k credits per hour plus expenses. Minimum charge of 50k. 1.5x rate for nights and weekends. My apprentice also gets a flat 20k.
July 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM