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Seattle Mariners Centerfielder Julio Rodriguez wearing a Love Wins t-shirt with text in pride colors. He looks sexy as hell
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The Etsy Witch Era has ended. The Humpy Era has begun.
Final score Seattle Mariners 3 Toronto Blue Jays 1
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Surely this super poisonous frog is Lawful Evil
The golden poison frog (Phyllobates terribilis), also known as the golden dart frog or golden poison arrow frog, is a poison dart frog endemic from the rainforests of Colombia. The golden poison frog has become endangered due to habitat destruction within its naturally limited range. Despite its small size, this frog is considered to be the most poisonous extant animal species on the planet.
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I feel like Robert Capa following the troops into Normandy
A view from downtown Portland. Pedestrians walk through a small shopping area. No signs of unrest. Taken 9/27/2025 One of Robert Capa’s famous photos of the D-Day landing. A black-and-white photo. A rear view of fully equipped soldiers charging into choppy waters. Image is fairly blurry.
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Just wait ‘til the sequel when Johnny Storm and Spidey become “roommates”
I nearly naked Johnny Storm makes french toast for his “roommate” Peter Parker
July 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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He knew how to wear a suit, for sure
A scene from Star Trek. Spock, in a brown suit, holding a tommy gun
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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What’s your opinion on work jackets for dogs?
A small dog wearing a carhaart branded tool jacket. Like a little construction foreman
June 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Quote this with a great TV father
Captain Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Also in the picture, but unrelated to the post: Commander Worf
June 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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“Call an ambulance but not for me” guy. But it’s “not my first rodeo…but it’s your last rodeo”
May 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Saving this
Post from new Pope Robert Prevost: “JD Vance is wrong”
May 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I’ve never seen an Air Bud but I got 7/7. All the credit goes to you and your constant Air Bud advocacy.
My score of 7/7 guessing between real and fake Air Bud movie titles. The global average is 4/7
April 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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This is the part that makes it art
Text from the original post: @Tesla_AI how do I make sure you have the data you need from this incident? Service center etc has been less than responsive on this.
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Sirs, that is an entire episode of ALL OUR YESTERDAYS
Time stamps from this episode of Critically Acclaimed. Star Trek: Section 31 review starts at 1:45 and ends at 54:23
February 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Vincent Bugliosi’s MASSIVE tome “Reclaiming History: The Assassination of President John F Kennedy”
February 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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The one just before it was Elon giving his nazi salute, so I really lucked out
Ichiro Suzuki, hold the bat with his right arm raised vertically in his iconic pre-batting pose
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Pretty sure THE SUBSTANCE fits in this category
Poster for THE SUBSTANCE. A naked woman is on a white bathroom floor, with stitches over a very long gash down the entire length of her spine. Large quote “ABSOLUTELY F***ING INSANE”
January 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Boca Raton clearly has a chthonic being living underneath it and what we are perceiving as a “house” is actually the entity’s pantheistic dreams made manifest
Two large, roughly human-sized, stone hands that are open and grasping towards the sky. They are in front of a pool that lies on the edge of the property. They’re both right hands which suggests the lefts (and possibly more rights?) are somewhere else.
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A wooden planked steam room. It’s all bare, brown wood. You know how in Star Trek the Next Generation there’d be a crazy landscape with five moons, viking ships with warp engines, psychic frog merchants, waterfalls that go up, and asteroids that sing and then someone would say “end program” and the shot would turn into a black room with yellow lines? Someone turned the program off in this room.
January 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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"Diane, 11:30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks..."
Captain Picard, in a scene from Star Trek Nemesis, driving the all terrain vehicle ARGO
January 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The linked source is *very* sketchy. Says it was updated in 2019, but Ebert died in 2013. And Celebrity Net Worth is definitely not reliable. But, still, TV critics in this context means people with THEIR OWN SHOW (or regular TV segment). The wiki article doesn’t make that clear.
“television film critics make between $40,000 and $60,000 per month. Ebert--likely the highest paid film critic working today--has a net worth of $9 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth.”
January 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Fantasy books used to have ART on their covers
All 15 Wheel of Time novels, each with a distinctive cover that reflects the series’ fantasy world The same 15 books but with covers that are indistinguishable except for a slightly different cover. They each have the same dull snake-eating-snake motif.
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Immediately after I posted it I remembered there was a better meme format
Star Trek Voyager character Tuvix, casually working away on his console. Meanwhile, Captain Janeway is standing behind him, looking like she wants to kill him. She will.
December 6, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Duck Tales character Wendy Vanderquack is happily riding along on a tricycle with the label “Bibbs excited for DS9”. Unbeknownst to her, around the corner is the villain Pete, with the label “Move Along Home” (notorious episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), preparing to pounce on Wendy and ruin her day.
December 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Me in my echo chamber
Star Trek TNG’s Worf, standing on the bridge of the Enterprise D, looking into an open door, the other side of which is also the bridge of the Enterprise D
November 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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👀
Title card for the TNG episode “The Best of Both Worlds” with the Enterprise D and an Excelsior class starship in orbit over a planet
November 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM