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Evan 🫠
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But as the author of the review dryly notes, "absence of evidence is not the same as evidence of absence."
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Nevermind I guess it just takes a bit to update
Same app after waiting after offloading: Documents & Data 2.3 MB
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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So does offloading do basically nothing?
Before offloaded app. App Size 140.2 MB Documents & Data 2.4 MB After offloaded app. Documents & Data 142.6 MB
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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This is about the weirdest ampersand I’ve seen
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Smosh reaction gif
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Almost double the battery usage
Battery page screenshot showing 102% usage today when the average is 58%
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I found a (dead) broccoli worm in my broccoli 😭🥦🐛
A zoomed in photo of a white worm the size of a grain of rice, coming out of a piece of broccoli
September 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Concerning
Mosaic of screenshots of tweets from right wing accounts suggesting their willingness to have violence against democrats in response to the Charlie Kirk shooting. Some of the accounts include Elon Musk, Laura Loomer, and Libs of TikTok. There are also posts restating Donald Trump and Fox News.
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Reaction images > Trying to reason with bad faith transphobes. Just found these ones yesterday
Frog on a lily pad with a piano keyboard: You're transphobic? That's weird. plays you out Nessa from Pokémon Sword and Shield: Oh? You're transphobic? Ew! Cowboy with pistol drawn, with a trans flag background: Woah there pardner! ‘Round these parts we don't stand for that there kind of transphobic nonsense. Comic that takes place at a bar: Incels and Terfs: I'm obsessed with the genitals of total strangers. To me, all women will ever be is a vagina. Then they open-mouth kiss
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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that's kind of a nice note
Please indicate your gender: Option 1: Male Option 2: Female Option 3: I choose not to disclose Note: The binary gender language used here is based on government determined categorizations and differs from the identity language we prefer to use internally at Google.
September 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Attempted pretzels for the first time. 🥨🥨 Taste was fine, texture needs some work! Overall not mad about the outcome
Two slightly pretzel shaped baked goods on a plate with a fruit pattern
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A rare glimpse of Rowan’s evil transformation
Rowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and staring blankly to the right Rowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and yawning to the right Rowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and brooding darkly while staring down the camera
July 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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One cat (Dandy) laying on a plastic shelf, with another cat (Rowan) on the shelf below looking through the plastic mesh
July 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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he can body any pose
Rowan, a white and orange cat, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. He is standing in profile and he has a little belly. He is a good boy
July 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The place near my house had a machine that injected flavors into vanilla soft serve. My favorite was Blue Goo and it’s a white whale of mine to have again
A vanilla software with blue lines all over. Stolen from News 10. Screenshot of a Google AI result. Blue Goo ice cream, often found at Flavor Burst ice cream stands, is a cotton candy flavored soft serve ice cream with a vibrant blue color. It's a popular flavor, especially with kids, and is known for its visually appealing and sweet, unique taste. The blue color comes from a special blue syrup used in Flavor Burst machines. Here's a more detailed breakdown: • Flavor: Blue Goo ice cream is primarily known for its cotton candy flavor. • Color: The ice cream gets its distinctive blue color from a specialized syrup used in Flavor Burst machines. • Popularity: It's a popular flavor, particularly among children, due to its bright color and sweet taste. • Availability: Blue Goo is often associated with Flavor Burst ice cream, a system that allows for multiple flavors to be swirled into soft serve. You can find it at various ice cream shops and stands that utilize the Flavor Burst
July 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A film that looks like a game!

youtu.be/CGebWTi6APE
A YouTube comment on Boys Go to Jupiter Official Trailer. It says “This borrowing of the visual perspective of video games a might just be what's needed to finally legitimize film as a serious art form. I'm excited to see it.”
July 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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At least I got a weird ocr glitch out of this
A screenshot of iOS’s Optical Character Recognition malfunctioning on a screenshot of a Reddit comment. The highlighted area adds an unnecessary triangle, that interacts with another highlight in an XOR manner
June 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The safety instructions for a scarlett 2i2 are kind of wild
Important Safety Instructions 1. Read these instructions. 2. Keep these instructions. 3456 Heed all warnings. Follow all instructions. Do not use this apparatus near water. Clean only with dry cloth. 7. Do not install near any heat sources such as radiators, heat registers, stoves, or other apparatus (including amplifiers) that produce heat. 8. Do not place naked flames, such as lighted candles, on the apparatus. 9. Do not block ventilation openings. Install in accordance with the manufacturer's instructions. 10. This apparatus must not be exposed to dripping or splashing. No objects filled with liquid, such as vases, should be placed on the apparatus. 11. Protect the power cord from being walked on or pinched particularly at plugs, convenience receptacles, and the point where they exit from the apparatus. 12. Only use attachments/accessories specified by the manufacturer. 13. Use only with the cart, stand, tripod, bracket, or table specified by the manufacturer, or sold with the apparatus. When a cart is used, use caution when moving the cart/apparatus combination to avoid injury from tip-over. 14. Unplug this apparatus during lightning storms or when unused for long periods of time. 15. Refer all servicing to qualified service personnel. Servicing is required when the apparatus has been damaged in any way, such as power-supply cord or plug is damaged, liquid has been spilled or objects have fallen into the apparatus, the apparatus has been exposed to rain or moisture, does not operate normally, or has been dropped. WARNING: Excessive sound pressure levels from earphones and headphones can cause hearing loss
June 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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good: found my eink tablet
bad: it was chewed up by the electric couch 😍🙃
An eink tablet With many many cracks on the screen
June 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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beesbeesbees (dot) com is no more. Long live beesbeesbeesbees.com
A gif where Opera reveals a prize but it’s edited to look like a swarm of bees. There is flashing text at the bottom that says “Bees!” in app caps. This recontextualizes the clips of people crying and screaming from happiness, and makes them appear scared of the bees. It also recontextualizes Opra’s smile, laughter, and happy dance from charity, and makes her appear as a villain.
June 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Progress on my shirt for a Dino themed bachelorette party
The Google chrome dinosaur drawn in white on a gray shirt. It is an outline of a pixel art T Rex
June 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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wth
Weather app showing Ninety Degrees and raining
June 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I want to have haptics play on ring but not when I get an alert :(
Screenshot of iOS settings HAPTICS FOR RINGTONES AND ALERTS set to Play in Silent Mode. Haptics will play when iPhone rings or receives an alert while in silent mode.
June 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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bruh
Email preview from Youtooz: White dad emoji. Happy Daddies Day. Big Dad Energy. Smirk emoji
June 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This email was sent on June 15th
Email screenshot. The important part says Claim Your 15% Off Before It's Gone! Your 15% discount is valid until June 4th. The unimportant part of the screenshot says Give Dad the gift of exceptional style and comfort this year. There's never been a better moment to shop. May your Father's Day celebrations be filled with joy (and great shoes)!
June 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM