a guy: “when i was on pornhub i searched ‘shemale’ and typed into the comments ‘fuck y’all: this IS my proudest fap’ because i understand the niemöller poem!”

me: “uuwaaah”

a guy: “huh?”

me: “UUWAHHHH”

a guy: “i can’t—“

[removing both barrels of the shotgun from my mouth]

me: “ALLY!”

god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude