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Building a Time Machine, going back to punch Abner Doubleday in his smug little face
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Building a Time Machine, going back to punch Abner Doubleday in his smug little face
Bare minimum for conversation : Müller, Klose, Kroos, Kroos, Khedira, Schürrle, Schürrle.
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Bare minimum for conversation : Müller, Klose, Kroos, Kroos, Khedira, Schürrle, Schürrle.
Reporter screws around on boss’s dime for a week and totally fails the assignment
June 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reporter screws around on boss’s dime for a week and totally fails the assignment
100 bucks says Destiney has a suitcase full of nothing but shorts, tank tops and flip flops and is going to freeze her ass off.
There are no riots here anywhere in LA, regardless of what Fox tells you
And Monterey is 267 miles from here, lol
And Monterey is 267 miles from here, lol
June 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
100 bucks says Destiney has a suitcase full of nothing but shorts, tank tops and flip flops and is going to freeze her ass off.
What is the charge? Accepting a jet? A succulent, Qatari jet?
May 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What is the charge? Accepting a jet? A succulent, Qatari jet?
54, after initially confusing the artist 4batz with the Hudson Mohawke song “cBat” from that viral Reddit post a ways back.
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
54, after initially confusing the artist 4batz with the Hudson Mohawke song “cBat” from that viral Reddit post a ways back.
Post colonoscopy review:
1) No polyps! Yay!
2) The inventors of Gavilyte needs to think long and hard about what they did.
3) I see why we have a fentanyl problem, that stuff rules.
1) No polyps! Yay!
2) The inventors of Gavilyte needs to think long and hard about what they did.
3) I see why we have a fentanyl problem, that stuff rules.
October 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Post colonoscopy review:
1) No polyps! Yay!
2) The inventors of Gavilyte needs to think long and hard about what they did.
3) I see why we have a fentanyl problem, that stuff rules.
1) No polyps! Yay!
2) The inventors of Gavilyte needs to think long and hard about what they did.
3) I see why we have a fentanyl problem, that stuff rules.
Party Down Cameos: 34
Home Alone 2 Cameos: 0
Home Alone 2 Cameos: 0
May 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Party Down Cameos: 34
Home Alone 2 Cameos: 0
Home Alone 2 Cameos: 0
Going from several caffeine servings a day to like 2 a month means that a single tall flat white really hits hard.
March 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Going from several caffeine servings a day to like 2 a month means that a single tall flat white really hits hard.
Henry Kissinger won’t hear the mean things you say about him, but your friends who are war criminals will.
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Henry Kissinger won’t hear the mean things you say about him, but your friends who are war criminals will.
Today I was at a Starbucks in California, in an Oklahoma hoodie, reading The Grapes of Wrath, which seems very fitting.
November 2, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Today I was at a Starbucks in California, in an Oklahoma hoodie, reading The Grapes of Wrath, which seems very fitting.
Why are people saying “Oppenheimer”’s success is proof that audiences want non franchise movies? It’s just a weird prequel of “Tiger Eyes” by Judy Blume.
August 21, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Why are people saying “Oppenheimer”’s success is proof that audiences want non franchise movies? It’s just a weird prequel of “Tiger Eyes” by Judy Blume.
Lose It! App : Afghani Bread, 180 calories a slice.
The slice:
(Cat for scale)
The slice:
(Cat for scale)
August 6, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Lose It! App : Afghani Bread, 180 calories a slice.
The slice:
(Cat for scale)
The slice:
(Cat for scale)
Yup, 24 hrs after the TDAP booster and here come the chills and bodyaches…
August 2, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Yup, 24 hrs after the TDAP booster and here come the chills and bodyaches…